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So there’s this kid in my art class who doesn’t think it’s possible to like both coffee and tea.

I wonder how he’ll react if he finds out I’m bi.

And then I started thinking about it…and that’s the best metaphor.

It’s like, straight people and gay people only like coffee or tea.

and then bi people like both.

and then pan people are like, pfft, cofee, tea, hot chocolate, cider, whatever, s’all good.

and then ace people are like….ew. hot drinks. tongue. burn.

And that’s just how it works.

Yeah. I’m totally using that metaphor now.


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what-the-fiction submitted: So there’s this kid in my art class who doesn’t think it’s possible to like both coffee and tea. I wonder how he’ll react if he finds out I’m bi. And then I started thinking about it…and that’s the best metaphor. It’s like, ...
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