(My sister is a lesbian and after our mother doesn’t react very well to her coming out, she is nervous about telling our more conservative father.)
Sister: “Dad, I need to tell you something.”
Dad: “Okay.”
Sister: “I’m gay.”
Dad: “That’s nice. What do you want for dinner?”
(A couple months later she...
(Note: I’m a female customer sitting in a pub. I’m approached by another male customer while I read a book.)
Male customer: “Hello, my name is ***.”
Me: “That’s nice.”
Male customer: “So can I have your number?”
Me: “Oh. Actually, I’m gay.”
Male customer: “You want to have sex with women?”
Me: “Well...
what-the-fiction submitted:
So there’s this kid in my art class who doesn’t think it’s possible to like both coffee and tea.
I wonder how he’ll react if he finds out I’m bi.
And then I started thinking about it…and that’s the best metaphor.
It’s like, ...
Explaining my lesbian engagement to my 4yr old niece Emma
ME: Emma I’m going to marry Allison
Emma: Ok
ME: Do you want to ask me any questions why I’m marrying a girl and not a boy?
Emma: Yes! CAN I PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE THE FLOWER GIRL?!
ME: Sure, do you have any other questions about me and Allison getting married?
Emma: YES! PLEASE PLEASE ...