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Good times, good times..


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Playing Dungeons & Dragons:
DMing for a group of pure Power Gamers:
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Cleric: I cast Insect PlagueDM: Wow, I accidentally typed “Incest Plague”Ranger: A plague on just your household!
Critical failure. You kick yourself in the balls.
DM: You guys find yourself in a forsaken tundra Mage: Im going to build a snowman! DM: Roll Mage: *Rolls a 1 on d20* DM: Congratulations you’ve set the tundra on fire somehow
don't trust politicians who never played Dungeons and Dragons... what do they know about forming par...
you can’t ALL play lawful evil rogues
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DM: Ok, so the velociraptor is cuddling with you in your bed.
Would you be offended if I started looting?
DM: “The orb of light begins to escape”Ranger: “I roll to seduce it”Ranger: *Rolls 20*DM: *Sighs heavily*
A d100 is like a golf ball with bees inside of it.
"I flirt with him" "…He rejects your advances" "I break his other leg."