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Reasons why periods suck

  • You turn into a total bitch
  • Everything pisses you off
  • You’re way too emotional to handle
  • Nobody wants to be around you
  • You don’t want to be around anyone
  • There seems to be a fucking war going on in your damn uterus
  • You’re always hungry
  • You’re bloated
  • You feel like a fat cow
  • You’re insecure about leaking
  • And the final reason, THEY JUST SUCK


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Reasons why periods suck
You turn into a total bitch Everything pisses you off You’re way too emotional to handle Nobody wants to be around you You don’t want to be around anyone There seems to be a fucking war going on in your damn uterus You’re always hungry You’re bloated You feel like a fat cow Y...
reasons why periods suck
u get horny over fucking everything blood you fucking ruin your panties fuck what the hell people just fucking stop this list is fucking awful
  • Period:Let me just stab you in the uterus. Nbd
  • Period:You didn't like that pair or underwear, did you? Good, 'cause its ruined.
  • Period:Go eat a whole tub of ice cream, a cake, and 3 chocolate bars, and then maybe some fried chicken
  • Period:I hope you like blood
  • Period:*le breeze* instantly horny
  • Period:Could those wrappers be any noisier? Challenge accepted.
  • Period:I hope your mom didn't like that bedding
  • Period:You're not ugly enough as it is, here, have a face full of pimples
  • ...
one thing girls have real solidarity on is their periods: we dont judge someone if they prefer pads or tampons over the other we always have extras and we’re always willing to give them to a girl in need we teach each other about cramp remedies and how to get out bloodstains we do pants checks...
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I've always wondered what women do during their periods in certain stories
Do they have pads and tampons in the wizarding world? or do they just cast some super absorbing spell on their underwear? Are girls allowed to bring tampons to the Hunger Games arena? Or do they have to publicly announce that they are on their period and hope a sponsor will send a parachute? Or do t...
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My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”
HEY THERE PERIOD HAVERS
YOU SEE THIS? LOOK AT THIS CUTE LIL BOX THAT I GOT IN THE MAIL HERE TODAY it looks like a normal ol cute box until you open it…to see a CUTE LIL CUT OUT OF UNDIES INSIDE!But the BEST PART IS THAT INSIDE THE UNDIES…ARE FREE MAXI PADSTHERE’S SIX DIFFERENT KINDS. SIX OF EM.YOU CAN GO TO...
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if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock
  • getting the tickets:you can have my money, i can't believe i actually am seeing them live omg it's like 649 years away ugh but i can wait omg i'm gonna see my babies!
  • week before the concert:EVERYONE MUST KNOW HOW AMAZING MY LIFE IS RIGHT NOW
  • night before the concert:what is sleep
  • going to the concert:let's listen to every song ever created by them yes? oh ok and i'm going to make some sounds that i've never made before and my heart is racing and i can't sit still and are we there yet
  • at the venue:THEY WILL BE ON THAT STAGE SOON I WILL SEE THEM
  • the concert starts:OMG THEY'RE ACTUALLY IN FRONT OF ME THESE HUMAN BEINGS ARE IN FRONT OF ME WE ARE BREATHING THE SAME AIR WE ARE IN THE SAME BUILDING OMG COMMENCE SCREAMING TO EVERY SONG AND THEY'RE NOT JUST PICTURES THEY'RE FUCKING RIGHT THERE
  • limbo period:is this real life
  • the concert ends:did that just happen i can't breathe i can't
  • ...
IT HAS SO NOT BEEN FOUR FUCKING WEEKS