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oh god if the ultimate weapon is calliope which means she needs to fuck her brother to death the only way to stop lord english is mpreg
Andrew Hussie is the "big bad" of Homestuck
Or at the very least, he is competing for that title against Lord English. I think that was pretty evidently hinted at in this update, but I’m going to put the facts together, okay? This is the most obvious clue. Who’s the guy behind the curtain every time? Andrew Hussie is pulling all...
homestuck andrew hussie jake english Jack Noir lord english calliborn who the fuk knows
Guys… Hussie failed to kill Lord English with a Magnum… because he forgot that there was only one cue ball as bullet, even if a Magnum can countain more. The Condesce want to kill English by charging a cue ball… into a Deringer… the Derringer is a one-shot, concealable gun...
Could the secret weapon be Ms. Paint?
Okay, random theory time.  And I know this is farfetched! But just hear me out. What if the alternate version of Calliope is disguised as the most innocuous thing ever? Something like…. a random Prospitian? We know Calliope is a master cosplayer, so disguising herself as a carapacian wouldn&#...
THIS IS MY LAWN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDS DOING ON MY LAWN GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN
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So Homestuck has its villains. We have the villain bosses, the big ones, we have villains that we hate, we have villains that we love, we have villains that we love hating, we have villains that aren’t technically villains, we have villains that we either love or hate (there is ...
Calliope
Has basically told us she can’t feel love. Has cheated many times though she pretends to be a goody two shoes. Claims she wanted to help her brother but was always aggressive toward him. Has connections to Lil Cal? Seems to speak in an English accent for no discernible reason. Talked about ...
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homestuck what the fuck lord english brace yourself fsdgg
homestuck photo lord english wowwwwwww
homestuck welp DAVESPRITE theories lord english doomed john come on orherwise why is davesprite still around? also its too obvious if dave jills lord english now