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  • "No, no -- Go back to sleep."
  • "How long before the kids go to college and we have time for ourselves again?"
  • "My mum/dad died."
  • "Lose my job? I didn't lose it. It's not like, 'Whoops! Where'd my job go?' I QUIT."
  • "Drink up. Whiskey’s God’s way of letting us know he loves us and he wants us to be happy."
  • "Maybe we didn't raise him/her the way we should have. Maybe we went wrong somewhere."
  • "No, don't just say you're fine. Where's the doctor? Let me go speak to the doctor."
  • "Shush, it's fine. They won't hear us."
  • "I like your ass."
  • "What the hell have you been smoking?
  • "Do we need anything else, d'you think? Do we still have milk at home?"
  • "Do people really fall for that line?"
  • "Stop it. Stop crying. You're going to make me cry -- Goddamn it."
  • "Wait, did you just call me 'honey'? We just met."
  • "Sometimes I worry that you're just a really great dream."
  • "Fuck, I told you not to leave any hickeys."
  • "What are you smiling about?"
  • "Shouldn't you get that? What if it's important?"
  • "You're really killing the mood."
  • "What happened to 'we should never go to bed angry at each other'? Talk to me."
  • "Be careful when you let our baby sleep in our bed, okay? Don't crush him/her."
  • "I don't care what happens to be, don't you get it? I don't care if I live or die."
  • "Jesus Christ, take it easy next time. Look at these nail marks."
  • "You're so fucking immature, you know that? I don't know how I can stand you."
  • "It's not that I don't trust you, I don't trust him/her."
  • "I don't know whether to interpret that as a good thing, or a bad thing."
  • "I mean it. Just say the word, and I'll kill him."
  • "I told you I didn't want kids when we first got married! We're not negotiating my uterus."
  • "You broke my heart. Now you want to be 'friends'?"
  • "Come on, jump. I dare you."
  • "Zip me up."
  • "Tell me about your dream."
  • "Wake up. You don't want to sleep all night on the couch, do you? C'mon, come to bed."
  • "Stop talking."
  • "What? I have no idea what you're talking about."
  • "You know I hate the word mistress."
  • "I forgot my keys."

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  • "No, no -- Go back to sleep."
  • "How long before the kids go to college and we have time for ourselves again?"
  • "My mum/dad died."
  • "Lose my job? I didn't lose it. It's not like, 'Whoops! Where'd my job go?' I QUIT."
  • "Drink up. Whiskey’s God’s way of letting us know he loves us and he wants us to be happy."
  • "Maybe we didn't raise him/her the way we should have. Maybe we went wrong somewhere."
  • "No, don't just say you're fine. Where's the doctor? Let me go speak to the doctor."
  • "Shush, it's fine. They won't hear us."
  • ...
“Portal” sentence meme
❝ Nice job breaking it, hero. ❞❝ Killing you and giving you good advice aren’t mutually exclusive. ❞❝ You’re not even going the right way. ❞❝ Regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake. ❞❝ You will be entirely on your own. Good luck. ❞❝ What’s your point, anyway? Su...
  • "Whipped cream or chocolate sauce?"
  • "Come sit on my lap."
  • "I can't stop thinking about your hands on me."
  • "My thighs can be your earmuffs."
  • "God, you look good."
  • "Come here, baby."
  • "Come here, daddy."
  • "Give me a kiss."
  • ...
Fairy tale inspired sentence memes
“You’re the one I have been searching for!”“I will return when the time is right.”“I’ve come to collect.”“You promised me your first child!”“They are not who they say they are.”“You must perform three impossible tasks.&rdq...
Send me a ? and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours. FLUFF SPECIAL/A bit shipping inclined. 1-25 1.      “Come on, let’s snuggle.” 2.      “Movies and chocolate all day? I think so.” 3.      “You’re nice and warm.” 4.      “You look like you need a hug.” 5.      “You’re a...
Sentence Starters: Anger!
“What the hell is your problem?!” “Leave me alone! Just get out!” “I don’t care that you’re sorry.” “Sorry doesn’t just fix everything!” “You did it on purpose, didn’t you?!” “I’m done trying to help you!” “All you care about is yourself!” “I hate you. I’m sorry it took me so damn long to realize th...
Affection Starters!
“Your hair is so soft…” “It’s too cold! Get back here…” “No, I’m not letting you go. It’s too early to get out of bed.” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “C’mere, you can sit in my lap until I’m done working!” “Surprise tickle attack!” “Share your jacket, I forgot mine.” “Just ...
Munday Questions: Reblog as Text
? How long have you been RPing? ? How long have you been RPing this character? ? Who was your first muse? ? What drew you to this muse? ? Is there anything you don’t like about playing this muse? ? What is the easiest aspect of playing this muse? ? What is the most challenging aspect of pl...
Violence/Death themed ask memes/prompts
((Obviously, lots of trigger warnings here so please be careful - Violence tw, death tw, killing tw, physical abuse tw, blood tw))“Is that blood?!”“You didn’t have to kill them!”“Your car is dented, who did you hit?!”“I could always just kill them…”“Why are your knuckles bruised?”“...
  • “Does this shop always have such long lines?"
  • "Chicago really is the windy city, isn't it!"
  • "How are you doing today?"
  • "Have you guys been having any trouble with the Wi-Fi?"
  • "That dish looks great! What is it? I might have to order it for myself."
  • "Where are you from?"
  • "Are you new here?"
  • "Welcome!"
  • ...
  • "I'm sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes"
  • "You're beautiful, you know that?"
  • "If I could, I would kiss away all your scars"
  • "You're all I've ever wanted"
  • "You're...magnificent"
  • "I think I might be falling in love with you"
  • "Everything about you can be described in one word. Perfect"
  • "My life would be so boring if you weren't in it"
  • ...
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