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  • "'Greater good?' I am your wife/husband! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!"
  • "Where.Is.My.Super.Suit?"
  • "It will be bold! Dramatic!"
  • "No capes!"
  • "I didn't know the baby's powers so I covered the basics."
  • "The public is in danger!"
  • "_______ doesn't have any powers."
  • "Well, (s)he'll look fabulous anyway."
  • "We survived but we're dead!"
  • "This is a hobo suit, darling."
  • "I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now."
  • "And it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees."
  • "That's a new feature."
  • "Look at me when I'm talking to you, _______!"
  • "Stop right now, or you're fired!"
  • "Do not change the subject, _______! We're discussing your attitude!"
  • "No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again."
  • "You mean you killed off real heroes so that you could pretend to be one?"
  • "See? Now you respect me, because I'm a threat."
  • "Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing!"
  • "My God, you've gotten fat."
  • "Normal? What do you know about normal?"
  • "The only normal one is _______, and (s)he's not even toilet trained!"
  • "_______... this is the third time this year you've been sent to the office."
  • "Sometimes I just want it to stay saved!"
  • "Honey, you know why we can't do that."
  • "You always say 'Do your best', but you don't really mean it."
  • "The last thing you need is temptation."
  • "Pull-yourself-together!"
  • "I was wrong to treat you that way. I'm sorry..."
  • "Fight! Win!"
  • "Well, not every superhero has powers, you know."
  • "I work alone."
  • "I am your biggest fan."
  • "And your outfit is totally ridiculous!"
  • "We get there when we get there!"
  • "You can't count on anyone, especially your heroes."
  • "_______, it's great to see you, but I gotta tell you, I've got no idea what you're talking about."
  • "Yes, words are useless!"
  • "Yeah. No school like the old school."
  • "I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me!"
  • "While what? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? I don't think so."
  • "I can't lose you again!"
  • "Your identity is your most valuable possession."
  • "They will kill you if you give them the chance."
  • "I hereby declare war on peace and happiness!"
  • "(S)He starts monologuing."
  • "Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!"
  • "Just like old times, huh _______?"
  • "Luck favors the prepared."
  • "(S)He puts thumbtacks on my stool."
  • "It's not my fault! _______ ran away and I knew I'd get blamed for it..."
  • "_______, you're making weird faces again."
  • "That was the best vacation ever!"
  • "I should have told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn't want you to worry."
  • "To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling."
  • "You gotta admit this is cool! Just like a movie!"
  • "Valuing life is not weakness."
  • "If you haven't noticed, _______, we're not doin' so hot either."
  • "Look, I performed a public service. You act like that's a bad thing."

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  • "'Greater good?' I am your wife/husband! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!"
  • "Where.Is.My.Super.Suit?"
  • "It will be bold! Dramatic!"
  • "No capes!"
  • "I didn't know the baby's powers so I covered the basics."
  • "The public is in danger!"
  • "_______ doesn't have any powers."
  • "Well, (s)he'll look fabulous anyway."
  • ...
  • "What are you going to be for Halloween this year?"
  • "I just can't wait for Halloween!"
  • "We should totally go scare some kids."
  • "I swear to god if i hear that spooky scary skeleton song again i'm gonna --"
  • "Let's go pumpkin picking!"
  • "You should totally buy that costume!"
  • "Trick or treat!"
  • "Don't go on the hayride. I almost threw up on that."
  • ...
  • " Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! "
  • " Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! "
  • " I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you! "
  • " Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice! "
  • " Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle! "
  • " Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? "
  • " Hey, I just got my room soundproofed. Would you like to go test it out? "
  • " It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! "
  • ...
Lies and Secrets sentence starters
“You’ve been hiding something from me… haven’t you?” “Stop lying to me and tell me the truth!” “Why are you pretending? What are you hiding?!” “Don’t lie to me. I can tell when you’re lying.” “Funny, I thought you said you could tell me everything.” “How could you keep this from me?” “Let’s no...
  • "Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?"
  • "So you're a liar and a thief."
  • "So are you going to kiss me or can I finish this cigarette first?"
  • "Can I touch your boob?"
  • "Is it bad that I enjoy infomercials more than I enjoy actual television shows?"
  • "So your mother is pregnant and it might be my fault."
  • "You smell like butt."
  • "Please tell me I'm hearing things and that you're not actually listening to Kidz Bop right now."
  • ...
Uncertain/Questioning starters
“Are you sure about this?”“How do I know that I can trust you?”“I don’t think we should go in there…”“What is that?”“I don’t know… maybe? Why are you asking me?!”“Can I ask you something?”“What do you want from me?”“That doesn’t look safe…”“Why would you even think that this was...
Sentence Starters: Anger!
“What the hell is your problem?!” “Leave me alone! Just get out!” “I don’t care that you’re sorry.” “Sorry doesn’t just fix everything!” “You did it on purpose, didn’t you?!” “I’m done trying to help you!” “All you care about is yourself!” “I hate you. I’m sorry it took me so damn long to realize th...
Affection Starters!
“Your hair is so soft…” “It’s too cold! Get back here…” “No, I’m not letting you go. It’s too early to get out of bed.” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “C’mere, you can sit in my lap until I’m done working!” “Surprise tickle attack!” “Share your jacket, I forgot mine.” “Just ...
Hostile/Enemies sentence starters
“You are not my friend! You never were!”“Don’t make me hurt you!”“I swear, I won’t hesitate to punch you!”“Don’t try and act friendly with me.”“I will have my revenge on you. This, I promise.”“Come any closer and you’ll regret it.”“That’s not a threat, its a promise.”“Are you threatening me?”“Consid...
‘Stardust’ sentence meme
Send one to my muse for their reaction“You know when I said I knew little about love? That wasn’t true. I know a lot about love.”“What do stars do? They shine.”“You want to grow up and get over yourself.”“Wait! How do I know you can be trusted?”“Have you not got it into your thick head yet? I&...
  • "This house doesn't feel like a home anymore. It feels... empty. And hollow"
  • "When you say that you love me I don't believe it"
  • "You're standing there watching as my heart breaks for you and you're doing nothing!"
  • "I'm giving up on you"
  • "I'm done with you"
  • "I'm done with letting you break my heart over and over again"
  • "I'm done with crying myself to sleep every night"
  • "I've cried all my tears for you and now... there's none left"
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hurt meme.
“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to f...