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so someone told me that a girl she went to high school with got pregnant during their sophomore year and the father was the math teacher. 

well he sure didn’t solve her problems.


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so someone told me that a girl she went to high school with got pregnant during their sophomore year and the father was the math teacher.  well he sure didn’t solve her problems.
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