“I don’t believe commissions should be over $30.”
all the white men you love will disappoint you
"tell us about yourself"
yeah he’s cute but would he help you get to the heart of a global conspiracy to cover up the existence of extraterrestrial life
person: you’re not that cuteme: no it’s just your eyesight, here let me explainme: Your eyes have retinas, the things that let you interpret color. There’s rods, round things, and cones that stick out, which is what gives your eye a textured appearance in the colored part. The “cones” se...
me: "I love this game, I’m having so much fun." enemy: *kills me* me: "Fuck this game."
You want to be thin and you want to be pretty, but then there’s pizza
“Did you see what that Psycho Bitch did?”
*sees 1 above inbox* Me: "Hi darling! How are you? I am Erica-" Me:
turn ons: suho suho’s bleached hair suho’s bleached eyebrows suho’s money suho’s no limit titanium credit card turn offs: baekhyun
im an unpaid extra in the movie of life
- college:Why should we accept you
- me:*raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
- college:damn son you in
“The only person I owe shit to is myself.”
reasons to read/watch One Piecethere’s an 8 foot tall talking singing skeleton with an afro who makes bad puns all the time what’s there not to lovethere’s a 7 foot tall cyborg who hates pants and says super a lot and he’s powered by colasky islandsat one point someone turns into a giraffe and it’s ...