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SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING! (PARENTING MEME)

  • "Now that they’re asleep we can have some quiet time."
  • "The baby won’t stop crying."
  • "No no, I’m pretty sure his/her first word was dad."
  • "Are you kidding me? There first word was mum."
  • "I didn’t spend 9 hours in labour for you to get out of making dinner just because you have a headache!"
  • "Don’t forget to pick the kids up from school!"
  • "I’m off to the shops, make sure the children don’t break anything while I’m gone."
  • "Can’t we just get a babysitter and rent a hotel for the night?"
  • "We need to talk, I think (insert name) is having trouble at school…"
  • "I’m warning you, it’s her first break up, if you go in their without a tub of icecream it’s your fault if you don’t make it out alive."
  • "Can you feel it kicking?"
  • "They’re so sweet when they’re asleep."
  • "They take after you with that temper."
  • "Please tell me you didn’t tell him/her it was okay to hit the other children?"
  • "It’s okay, we’re in A&E because he/she jumped off the climbing frame. He/She’s got a sprained ankle by the doctor said it’s fine."
  • "Well what did you think was going to happen if you let her/him watch scary films before bed?"
  • "She/He’s going to be taller than you in a few years."
  • "Sometime’s it’s scary how much you two look alike."
  • "It’s okay, I made a deal. No sweets until the house is spotless."
  • "I don’t know if I’m proud that they listened to us and didn’t throw a house party whilst we were gone, or worried that they didn’t something much worse."
  • "Your child thought it was a good idea to graffiti the side of the house."
  • "We need to figure out what’s the secret present he/she asked santa for…"
  • "Those use to be my boobies…"
  • "She said I’m the worst mother ever."
  • "He said he hates me."
  • "You’d think that all these years raising kids with each other would make us a little more mature…"
  • "If they break curfew again we’re just going to have to embarrass them."
  • "Talk to her/him. She/He’ll listen to you."
  • "I love you more and more everyday, and I’ll even treat you if you take the 4am feeding shift."

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SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING! (PARENTING MEME)
"Now that they’re asleep we can have some quiet time." "The baby won’t stop crying." "No no, I’m pretty sure his/her first word was dad." "Are you kidding me? There first word was mum." "I didn’t spend 9 hours in labour for you to get out of making dinner just because you hav...
Send me a ? and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours. FLUFF SPECIAL/A bit shipping inclined. 1-25 1.      “Come on, let’s snuggle.” 2.      “Movies and chocolate all day? I think so.” 3.      “You’re nice and warm.” 4.      “You look like you need a hug.” 5.      “You’re a...
Send me "What did you just call me?" and I will generate a number from 1-40 for what my muse will have called yours. Adorable. Angel. Babe. Baby. Bitch. Boss. Brother/sister. Captain Obvious. Coward. Cutie. Dear. Darling. Dork. Genius. Gorgeous. Honey. Hottie. Idiot. Imbecile. Jerk. Kid. King/Queen...
Send me a ? and I will generate a number (1-35) for what my muse will say to yours (winter/holiday related). All I want for Christmas is you. Any New Year’s resolutions? At least pretend you like the gift. Did you light the menorah? Do you have a New Year’s kiss? Do you know the real me...
  • "Oh, look at that. I've been impaled."
  • "You won't get away with this...!"
  • "Can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?"
  • "If only there was someone out there who loved you."
  • "Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?"
  • "Hands down, this is the best day of my life."
  • "I don't care what they're going to say."
  • "Don't touch me! I don't want to hurt you!"
  • ...
Send me ++ to be introduced to a member of my muse's family
  • "A little change can be good."
  • "Be happy, that's all I want you to do."
  • "Come here."
  • "Crying will get you nowhere, my dear."
  • "Don't say that, you're way better than that."
  • "Do tell me what is the matter."
  • "Hey now, don't cry."
  • "I'm not sure you know how much I love you."
  • ...
  • ♚ Do you agree with fandom interpretation of your character?
  • ♤ Has your muse developed to be different from their canon selves through roleplay?
  • ✘ Any unpopular opinions about your muse?
  • ♧ Any part of their canon portrayal you dislike?
  • ☯ Is your muse liked or disliked by fandom? Does this affect your portrayal?
  • ♢ What's your opinion on different interpretations of your muse?
  • ✦ Has your own interpretation changed from when you first began playing the character?
  • ✍ Has new canon material ever forced you to adjust your headcanons?
  • ...
Affection Starters!
“Your hair is so soft…” “It’s too cold! Get back here…” “No, I’m not letting you go. It’s too early to get out of bed.” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “C’mere, you can sit in my lap until I’m done working!” “Surprise tickle attack!” “Share your jacket, I forgot mine.” “Just ...
Anonymously tell me one thing you like about my roleplaying
SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TEXTS TO SEE HOW THEY REACT
[text] I might be pregnant [text] Are you pregnant? [text] I’ll be home earlier than expected! [text] I won’t be home today, don’t wait up [text] How would you feel about moving in? [text] I have a surprise for you! [text] I’ve got the popcorn, chosen the film- all you hav...
  • "This house doesn't feel like a home anymore. It feels... empty. And hollow"
  • "When you say that you love me I don't believe it"
  • "You're standing there watching as my heart breaks for you and you're doing nothing!"
  • "I'm giving up on you"
  • "I'm done with you"
  • "I'm done with letting you break my heart over and over again"
  • "I'm done with crying myself to sleep every night"
  • "I've cried all my tears for you and now... there's none left"
  • ...