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Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster. Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.
Remember when teachers used to say “you won’t have a calculator everywhere you go”? Well, we showed them.
If you replace the “W” in Where, What, and When with a “T”, you answer the question
If there’s ever an X-men movie solely about Mystique, a mirror would make a great movie poster.
Liam Neeson struggles with being unappreciated after saving his family. Taken 4: Granted
Are medusa’s pubes snakes?
Why do adult sites have a share button? Who watches porn and then thinks ‘dave would fucking love this’
Netflix should have an “I’m Feeling Lucky” button. One click to play a recommended title. After 5 minutes, a dialog: “Keep watching,” “Five more minutes,” or “Watch something else”.
It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.
There are seven year olds in America who have never had a white president
Today’s date (2-20-2015) looks like it’s stuttering