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SIGNS FROM MOST TO LEAST LIKELY TO FEAST ON THE BLOOD OF INNOCENT MORTALS

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Cancer
Sagittarius
Leo
Capricorn
Taurus
Aries
Gemini
Scorpio
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BEST TO WORST BOOTY IN THE ZODIAC
AquariusVirgoSagittariusTaurusScorpioGeminiCapricornCancerPiscesAriesLibraLeo
SIGNS FROM MOST TO LEAST LIKELY TO BE NOTICED BY THEIR SENPAI
CapricornAriesSagittariusGeminiPiscesTaurusLibraVirgoScorpioAquariusLeoCancer
  • Aries:angry and frustrated crying
  • Taurus:eats lots of comfort food
  • Gemini:asks questions: 'what did i do?'
  • Cancer:openly cries
  • Leo:wants to be alone
  • Virgo:tries to deny sadness for as long as possible
  • Libra:blames themselves for everything immediately
  • Scorpio:looks up on wikihow how to not be sad
  • ...
  • aries:/at like 10pm/ "shut UP OR IM GOING TO FUCKING PUNCH SOMEONE IM TRYING TO SLEEP"
  • taurus:hoards all the pillows and blankets. effectively mummifies self.
  • gemini:"so are we gonna practice some sacrificial rituals or"
  • cancer:wants to be sleeping buddies with the host's dog or cat. it doesn't matter. they just want to be next to the pet.
  • leo:"we should watch insidious"
  • virgo:/thinking about how hard it is going to be to fix up the room in the morning/
  • libra:the first one to fall asleep. such a deep sleeper. also the first one to wake up.
  • scorpio:the one that throws things at or kicks the people who snore to get them to stop
  • ...
MOST TO LEAST LIKELY TO RESORT TO CANNIBALISM IN A CRISIS
GeminiScorpioAriesVirgoCapricornSagittariusAquariusCancerLeoPiscesLibraTaurus
SIGNS FROM MOST TO LEAST HETEROSEXUAL
GeminiLibraSagittariusLeoCancerPiscesScorpioAquariusCapricornVirgoAriesTaurus
SIGNS FROM MOST TO LEAST LIKELY TO FEAST ON THE BLOOD OF INNOCENT MORTALS
VirgoLibraPiscesCancerSagittariusLeoCapricornTaurusAriesGeminiScorpioAquarius
SIGNS AND THEIR SENSE OF FASHION (FROM BEST TO WORST)
GeminiVirgoLibraScorpioPiscesCancerSagittariusTaurusLeoCapricornAriesAquarius
HOW LOUD ARE SIGNS IN BED? (FROM SILENT TO LOUDEST)
GeminiAriesCancerTaurusLeoPiscesSagittariusAquariusCapricornScorpioLibraVirgo
Ask: What are the signs like on a normal day?
I’ll answer this….in GIFs! Aries- Taurus- Gemini- Cancer- Leo- Virgo- Libra- Scorpio- Sagittarius- Capricorn- Aquarius- Pisces-
  • aries:space enthusiast
  • taurus:floral child
  • gemini:cityscape
  • cancer:aquatic abyss
  • leo:cultural roots
  • virgo:old book smell
  • libra:clouds and sky imagery
  • scorpio:cute occult
  • ...