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SIGNS FROM MOST TO LEAST LIKELY TO FEAST ON THE BLOOD OF INNOCENT MORTALS

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Cancer
Sagittarius
Leo
Capricorn
Taurus
Aries
Gemini
Scorpio
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BEST TO WORST BOOTY IN THE ZODIAC
AquariusVirgoSagittariusTaurusScorpioGeminiCapricornCancerPiscesAriesLibraLeo
  • aries:/at like 10pm/ "shut UP OR IM GOING TO FUCKING PUNCH SOMEONE IM TRYING TO SLEEP"
  • taurus:hoards all the pillows and blankets. effectively mummifies self.
  • gemini:"so are we gonna practice some sacrificial rituals or"
  • cancer:wants to be sleeping buddies with the host's dog or cat. it doesn't matter. they just want to be next to the pet.
  • leo:"we should watch insidious"
  • virgo:/thinking about how hard it is going to be to fix up the room in the morning/
  • libra:the first one to fall asleep. such a deep sleeper. also the first one to wake up.
  • scorpio:the one that throws things at or kicks the people who snore to get them to stop
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SIGNS AND THEIR SENSE OF FASHION (FROM BEST TO WORST)
GeminiVirgoLibraScorpioPiscesCancerSagittariusTaurusLeoCapricornAriesAquarius
  • Aries:angry and frustrated crying
  • Taurus:eats lots of comfort food
  • Gemini:asks questions: 'what did i do?'
  • Cancer:openly cries
  • Leo:wants to be alone
  • Virgo:tries to deny sadness for as long as possible
  • Libra:blames themselves for everything immediately
  • Scorpio:looks up on wikihow how to not be sad
  • ...
  • aries:rides rides rides rides rides rides rides
  • taurus:do they fry everything here like come on fried pickles fried twinkies fried snickers - snickers? hmm... if you insist i guess i'll try one or ten
  • gemini:the question is whether i'm going to use these tickets on a ride or to win that gigantic stuffed animal over there
  • cancer:definitely going for the gigantic stuffed animal
  • leo:someone needs to win the gigantic stuffed animal FOR me
  • virgo:who's going to get on the ferris wheel with me?
  • libra:i wonder if someone is doing caricatures
  • scorpio:where is the alcohol
  • ...
  • aries:oh my god are those bears? bears are my favorite. oh my god are those tigers? tigers are my favorite. oh my god are those monkeys? monkeys are my favorite.
  • taurus:oh my god the food here is like A MILLION DOLLARS how am i supposed to deal with this. so expensive. imma get it anyway tho
  • gemini:GIFT SHOP
  • cancer:the MAP says the giraffes are over there and the MAP says the cheetahs are the other way. i'm holding the MAP i am the MAP person
  • leo:THE LIONS. WHERE ARE THE LIONS. MY BRETHREN.
  • virgo:it smells so bad
  • libra:flamingos!! let me take a quick selfie with them in the background for instagram hold up
  • scorpio:i need to find a shady spot to sit it's so hot out here like pls
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HOW LOUD ARE SIGNS IN BED? (FROM SILENT TO LOUDEST)
GeminiAriesCancerTaurusLeoPiscesSagittariusAquariusCapricornScorpioLibraVirgo
MOST TO LEAST LIKELY TO RESORT TO CANNIBALISM IN A CRISIS
GeminiScorpioAriesVirgoCapricornSagittariusAquariusCancerLeoPiscesLibraTaurus
SIGNS FROM MOST TO LEAST HETEROSEXUAL
GeminiLibraSagittariusLeoCancerPiscesScorpioAquariusCapricornVirgoAriesTaurus
Ask: What are the signs like on a normal day?
I’ll answer this….in GIFs! Aries- Taurus- Gemini- Cancer- Leo- Virgo- Libra- Scorpio- Sagittarius- Capricorn- Aquarius- Pisces-
  • Aries:Most Likely To Own A Bookstore
  • Taurus:Most Likely To Have A Profession Involving Music
  • Gemini:Most Likely To Throw Stupid College Parties
  • Cancer:Most Likely To Get Drunk and Then Regret It
  • Leo:Most Likely To Crash A Wedding
  • Virgo:Most Likely To Cheer You Up
  • Libra:Most Likely To Come Out As Gay
  • Scorpio:Most Likely To Try Crazy Diets Every Month
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