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SIGNS FROM MOST TO LEAST LIKELY TO FEAST ON THE BLOOD OF INNOCENT MORTALS

Virgo
Libra
Pisces
Cancer
Sagittarius
Leo
Capricorn
Taurus
Aries
Gemini
Scorpio
Aquarius


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BEST TO WORST BOOTY IN THE ZODIAC
AquariusVirgoSagittariusTaurusScorpioGeminiCapricornCancerPiscesAriesLibraLeo
SIGNS FROM MOST TO LEAST LIKELY TO BE NOTICED BY THEIR SENPAI
CapricornAriesSagittariusGeminiPiscesTaurusLibraVirgoScorpioAquariusLeoCancer
SIGNS AND THEIR SENSE OF FASHION (FROM BEST TO WORST)
GeminiVirgoLibraScorpioPiscesCancerSagittariusTaurusLeoCapricornAriesAquarius
HOW LOUD ARE SIGNS IN BED? (FROM SILENT TO LOUDEST)
GeminiAriesCancerTaurusLeoPiscesSagittariusAquariusCapricornScorpioLibraVirgo
MOST TO LEAST LIKELY TO RESORT TO CANNIBALISM IN A CRISIS
GeminiScorpioAriesVirgoCapricornSagittariusAquariusCancerLeoPiscesLibraTaurus
SIGNS FROM MOST TO LEAST HETEROSEXUAL
GeminiLibraSagittariusLeoCancerPiscesScorpioAquariusCapricornVirgoAriesTaurus
SIGNS FROM MOST TO LEAST LIKELY TO FEAST ON THE BLOOD OF INNOCENT MORTALS
VirgoLibraPiscesCancerSagittariusLeoCapricornTaurusAriesGeminiScorpioAquarius
  • Aries:Like an oasis. Like they are salvation in a territory of blank cruelty. Their kindness and generosity should be shared but protected from those who wish to taint it
  • Taurus:Like a home. They are always someone who is associated with comfort and normality, but they are never to be disrespected or abused— because while they stand tall they could easily come crumbling down, broken.
  • Gemini:Like a classic book. Their length of wisdom and truth is timeless, be careful when dealing with them. One wrong move could stain their pages forever, and tear at their seams. They should be cared for and their stories should be told to everyone.
  • Cancer:Like your old favorite song. They should be remembered and loved by everyone. Just the sound of them should bring joy and nostalgia to people far and near. They have a way of speaking to people- no matter their background.
  • Leo:Like a dagger. Their beauty may be intimidating and seem far away— but close enough their edges are sharp, ready to pierce and defend themselves against all who plan to fight. They are to be sheathed and cared for.
  • Virgo:Like a mug. A mug is used to be filled up with liquids to warm your body and quench your thirst, despite the cracks and dents in it. We often look past the signs to fill our own needs. But if you are not careful the one crack could lead to the entire thing shattering. They should be repaired, and loved for all their imperfections as well as their perfections.
  • Libra:Like a piece of glass. If you hurt them, and are lucky enough to be forgiven, just remember — you have a left a crack on their exterior, and it will always be a reminder to them.
  • Scorpio:Like a fire. Their light should be shielded from the wind— protected and kindled so it can burn brighter and brighter. Their warmth may be soft, but it is not to be taken lightly, because fires can engulf and destroy as well
  • ...
Ask: What are the signs like on a normal day?
I’ll answer this….in GIFs! Aries- Taurus- Gemini- Cancer- Leo- Virgo- Libra- Scorpio- Sagittarius- Capricorn- Aquarius- Pisces-
  • aries:space enthusiast
  • taurus:floral child
  • gemini:cityscape
  • cancer:aquatic abyss
  • leo:cultural roots
  • virgo:old book smell
  • libra:clouds and sky imagery
  • scorpio:cute occult
  • ...
MOST TO LEAST INTELLIGENT SIGN
AriesScorpioSagittariusTaurusLibraAquariusPiscesGeminiLeoCapricornCancerVirgo