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Signs giving a presentation

Uhm, so stuff happened and it’s important because the teacher said so: Pisces, Capricorn, Aquarius, Aries

*proudly* THE WAR OF 1812 BEGAN IN 1923.  Oh wait..: Sagittarius, Gemini, Leo, Libra

*talking very very fast*: fjdklfjskdfjsldfjslfjdl….Any questions?: Taurus, Scorpio, Virgo, Cancer


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Signs giving a presentation
Uhm, so stuff happened and it’s important because the teacher said so: Pisces, Capricorn, Aquarius, Aries*proudly* THE WAR OF 1812 BEGAN IN 1923.  Oh wait..: Sagittarius, Gemini, Leo, Libra*talking very very fast*: fjdklfjskdfjsldfjslfjdl….Any questions?: Taurus, Scorpio, Virgo, Cancer
probably your worst flaw
Aries: selfishTaurus: stubbornGemini: flakyCancer: whiny Leo: egotistical Virgo: judgmental Libra: lazyScorpio: manipulativeSagittarius: foolishCapricorn: opportunistic Aquarius: neuroticPisces: lost
weather
Aries: typhoons Taurus: dry and hotGemini: sleet Cancer: snowLeo: sunnyVirgo: windyLibra: cloudy Scorpio: hailSagittarius: wildfire Capricorn: thunderstormAquarius: mistPisces: rainy
tru 90s kids will remember
Aries: rock paper scissors Taurus: ring popsGemini: walkie talkiesCancer: rugratsLeo: power rangersVirgo: nintendo 64Libra: the magic school busScorpio: tamagotchiSagittarius: the original walkmanCapricorn: goosebumps seriesAquarius: are you afraid of the dark?Pisces: beanie babies and carebears
When the signs get anon hate
FUCK YEW ASS HOLE GTFOUTTA HERE: Aries, Leo, Gemini Politely asks why the fuck would you say that: Libra, Pisces, Cancer  Roasts them with logic: Capricorn, Taurus, Aquarius I don’t give a fuck about your stupid hate questions hoe: Sagittarius, Scorpio, Virgo  
  • Sunsets:Gemini, Libra, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces, Capricorn
  • Sunrises:Cancer, Leo, Aquarius, Sagittarius, Taurus, Aries
How much sleep does your sign need?
Aries: 6-8 hoursTaurus: 25 hoursGemini: either 2 or 12 hours, there is no in betweenCancer: a strong 10 hoursLeo: 7 hoursVirgo: 8.823345 hoursLibra: like 8Scorpio: 1Sagittarius: Sleep is for the deadCapricorn: 5 hours laying in bed daydreaming 5 hours sleepingAquarius: Doesn’t sleep just procr...
  • Cutie butts:Gemini, Cancer, Pisces
  • Silly butts:Taurus, Aries, Aquarius
  • Sexy butts:Libra, Leo, Sagittarius
  • Butts:Capricorn, Virgo, Scorpio
  • Aries:being ignored, physical restriction, being placed less than first, feeling hungry, anyone who preforms better than themselves, old things/secondhand stuff, having to wait, bland food
  • Taurus:being disturbed, change, lending things, being told to hurry up, sleeping in strange beds
  • Gemini:listening to endless complaints, regimentation, not knowing what's going on, wasting time, being kept waiting, making irrevocable commitments, being defeated, fixed ideas, having to concentrate on only one thing for a long time
  • Cancer:any criticism of the home, having to handle a crisis, pressure to take part in conversation, anyone who refuses their cooking, people who forget names and dates
  • Leo:physical hurt, sedentary activities, being ignored, being backstage, lies and deceit, being laughed at, being told something they don't know
  • Virgo:crowds and noise, vulgarity, people who whine, sitting still for a while, disrupted schedules, lids left off boxes/tops off of toothpaste, being obligated to others, hipocrisy, weakness/failure
  • Libra:loud arguments, confused situations, sloppiness, ugly places, being pressured to make up their mind, being told it is up to them to make a change
  • Scorpio:being analyzed, being asked personal questions, people who know more than they do, too many compliments, having to trust a stranger
  • ...
  • Laughs because they have a phone lock and they do not care:Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn, Taurus
  • Worries so much about what they are going to find:Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius
  • Tackles the shit out of them to save their phone:Scorpio, Leo, Aries, Gemini
  • Aries:Stop making excuses and take responsibility. If you fucked it up, you pick up the pieces and you figure out what you need to do to make it better. Stop biting the hands that feed you.
  • Taurus:Your word is not the only word and your method is not the only method. You don't have to do what other people tell you, but at least listen to their suggestions sometimes. Have the courtesy to actually hear others out.
  • Gemini:If you have a problem with someone or something they did, go up to them and tell them to their face. Yeah it lets off steam if you tell everyone else, but the only way you can solve the issue is if you're honest with all parties involved.
  • Cancer:You complain that nobody cares about you, yet you never make an effort to get out and see them. Stop wallowing in self pity and come out of your house, there are people who love you and want to see you.
  • Leo:All that self doubt is not going to do you any good. Stop sitting around and waiting for people to love you. They do. Recognize the good in you. Don't be such a bully to your own self.
  • Virgo:Not everyone is going to betray you, but if you don't stop telling yourself that, it's going to become more frequent. Sit back and relax, you're stressing yourself out at this point.
  • Libra:Stop getting involved in everything. They get it, you care, but it's starting to look like you're just in it for the drama. Worry about yourself and your business, you'll know when it's time to intervene.
  • Scorpio:Everyone is different, and you can't expect all of your friends to be perfect friends all the time. People have their ups and downs and their highs and lows. So do you. Not everything is a terrible tragedy. Slow down.
  • ...
  • Aries:*constantly gets off task and distracts everyone*
  • Taurus:*with a chip in their mouth* guys look!! *chewing* ... I brought food!! *munch munch* anyone want food??? fOOD?!!
  • Gemini:*gets really into the project at first but then looses interest in it and does no work*
  • Cancer:gUYS!! You're leaving me with aLL the work.. look at all this omg.. its TOO MUCH FOR JUST ONE PERSON TO HANDLE *on the verge of tears*
  • Leo:*instantly becomes the leader of the group*
  • Virgo:literally why can't anyone of you do this right..
  • Libra:guys let's just try to get this done alright!!! *does the least amount of work*
  • Scorpio:*focused but not really*
  • ...