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  • Makes the Puns:Aries, Gemini, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn
  • Laughs at Puns:Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer
  • Groans at Puns:Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces
  • Counter-Puns:Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius

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probably your worst flaw
Aries: selfishTaurus: stubbornGemini: flakyCancer: whiny Leo: egotistical Virgo: judgmental Libra: lazyScorpio: manipulativeSagittarius: foolishCapricorn: opportunistic Aquarius: neuroticPisces: lost
weather
Aries: typhoons Taurus: dry and hotGemini: sleet Cancer: snowLeo: sunnyVirgo: windyLibra: cloudy Scorpio: hailSagittarius: wildfire Capricorn: thunderstormAquarius: mistPisces: rainy
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the "probably thinking about sex" squad
aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius, pisceslmao
  • Aries:talks too loud
  • Taurus:obnoxious pen clicker
  • Gemini:tells bad jokes
  • Cancer:ignores people 24/7
  • Leo:steals food
  • Virgo:never knows what's going on
  • Libra:plays music too loud & u can hear it through their headphones
  • Scorpio:singing all the time
  • ...
  • Aries:Most Likely To Own A Bookstore
  • Taurus:Most Likely To Have A Profession Involving Music
  • Gemini:Most Likely To Throw Stupid College Parties
  • Cancer:Most Likely To Get Drunk and Then Regret It
  • Leo:Most Likely To Crash A Wedding
  • Virgo:Most Likely To Cheer You Up
  • Libra:Most Likely To Come Out As Gay
  • Scorpio:Most Likely To Try Crazy Diets Every Month
  • ...
Ask: What are the signs like on a normal day?
I’ll answer this….in GIFs! Aries- Taurus- Gemini- Cancer- Leo- Virgo- Libra- Scorpio- Sagittarius- Capricorn- Aquarius- Pisces-
  • aries:space enthusiast
  • taurus:floral child
  • gemini:cityscape
  • cancer:aquatic abyss
  • leo:cultural roots
  • virgo:old book smell
  • libra:clouds and sky imagery
  • scorpio:cute occult
  • ...
Bath Bombs for the signs
Aries: granny takes a dip Taurus: rose queen Gemini: avobath Cancer: big blue Leo:  dragons egg Virgo:  blackberry Libra: space girl Scorpio: twilight Sagittarius: golden wonder Capricorn: phoenix rising Aquarius: fizzbanger Pisces: sakura
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  • Aries:*constantly gets off task and distracts everyone*
  • Taurus:*with a chip in their mouth* guys look!! *chewing* ... I brought food!! *munch munch* anyone want food??? fOOD?!!
  • Gemini:*gets really into the project at first but then looses interest in it and does no work*
  • Cancer:gUYS!! You're leaving me with aLL the work.. look at all this omg.. its TOO MUCH FOR JUST ONE PERSON TO HANDLE *on the verge of tears*
  • Leo:*instantly becomes the leader of the group*
  • Virgo:literally why can't anyone of you do this right..
  • Libra:guys let's just try to get this done alright!!! *does the least amount of work*
  • Scorpio:*focused but not really*
  • ...
the signs as old fashion emoticons
Aries - >:) Taurus - :P Gemini - xD Cancer - :’) Leo - ;) Virgo - -_- Libra - :) Scorpio - :/ Sagittarius - >:D Capricorn - O:-) Aquarius - B-) Pisces - :o
  • Aries:slow people
  • Taurus:any sudden changes
  • Gemini:being told to be quiet
  • Cancer:being criticized
  • Leo:people who try to one-up them
  • Virgo:loud noises
  • Libra:rude, confrontational people
  • Scorpio:liars
  • ...