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  • Makes the Puns:Aries, Gemini, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn
  • Laughs at Puns:Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer
  • Groans at Puns:Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces
  • Counter-Puns:Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius

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  • Makes the Puns:Aries, Gemini, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn
  • Laughs at Puns:Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer
  • Groans at Puns:Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces
  • Counter-Puns:Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius
  • You see an Aries being down
  • You see a Taurus admitting they're wrong
  • You stay in a Gemini's life for long
  • You see that Cancer's strong and protective side
  • You see a Leo admitting their insecurities
  • A Virgo lets you in their disorganized head
  • You see a Libra not being nice just because they feel like they should be
  • A Scorpio tells you a secret
  • ...
probably your worst flaw
Aries: selfishTaurus: stubbornGemini: flakyCancer: whiny Leo: egotistical Virgo: judgmental Libra: lazyScorpio: manipulativeSagittarius: foolishCapricorn: opportunistic Aquarius: neuroticPisces: lost
  • Cutie butts:Gemini, Cancer, Pisces
  • Silly butts:Taurus, Aries, Aquarius
  • Sexy butts:Libra, Leo, Sagittarius
  • Butts:Capricorn, Virgo, Scorpio
weather
Aries: typhoons Taurus: dry and hotGemini: sleet Cancer: snowLeo: sunnyVirgo: windyLibra: cloudy Scorpio: hailSagittarius: wildfire Capricorn: thunderstormAquarius: mistPisces: rainy
tru 90s kids will remember
Aries: rock paper scissors Taurus: ring popsGemini: walkie talkiesCancer: rugratsLeo: power rangersVirgo: nintendo 64Libra: the magic school busScorpio: tamagotchiSagittarius: the original walkmanCapricorn: goosebumps seriesAquarius: are you afraid of the dark?Pisces: beanie babies and carebears
  • Queen:Leo, Gemini, Aquarius, Virgo
  • Princess:Pisces, Cancer, Taurus, Libra
  • Fuck that, I'm punk rock:Scorpio, Capricorn, Aries, Sagittarius
  • Aries:Swimming pools, cold drinks in the summer. Hazy orange-yellow sunsets, passionate kisses. Hair touching, long car rides with friends, watching the sunrise. Long naps, yelling along to music.
  • Taurus:Secluded forests, slight breezes that sway tall grass. Long, meaningful text messages, chipped nail polish, the smell of the ocean. Having the music at full volume and drowning out the rest of the world.
  • Gemini:Long car rides alone, windows down, loud music. Poetry, typewriter clicks. Laughing so hard your stomach hurts. The color black and navy blue, the smell after the rain. Existentialism, looking at stars.
  • Cancer:Long, warm hugs. Hand holding, kept secrets and light-hearted jokes. The color blue, dogs, wild flowers that grow in your backyard. The smell of new books, and the sound of an old piano.
  • Leo:Clean sheets, sleeping in late. Sunlight pouring into your room. Stretching, the smell of chocolate chip pancakes. CD's and clothes everywhere, intimacy. Bonfires, exotic beaches, and slightly out-of-tune guitars.
  • Virgo:Freckles, musical theatre, live performances. Harmonic singing, late night phone calls. Raspy morning voices, vanilla, and running until you're out of breath. Art museums, dancing, dark circles under your eyes. Foreign countries and languages, dogs.
  • Libra:Smiling between kisses, art galleries, paint-stained clothing. The sound of the harp. Graphite, the smell of coffee. Kept promises, swimming, and colliding hugs. Intertwined fingers, cats, crying, and the smell of burning wood in the wintertime.
  • Scorpio:Comfortable silence, nature, relaxation, being home. Thinking, being with family, the color green. Intelligence, old books, and the calming hum of a car engine. Camping, imperturbability.
  • ...
How much sleep does your sign need?
Aries: 6-8 hoursTaurus: 25 hoursGemini: either 2 or 12 hours, there is no in betweenCancer: a strong 10 hoursLeo: 7 hoursVirgo: 8.823345 hoursLibra: like 8Scorpio: 1Sagittarius: Sleep is for the deadCapricorn: 5 hours laying in bed daydreaming 5 hours sleepingAquarius: Doesn’t sleep just procr...
leo cancer aries libra Personality zodiac astrology horoscopes pisces taurus gemini virgo scorpio sagittarius capricorn aquarius horoscope Zodiac Signs zodiac sign shitt the signs say
  • scary but cute:scorpio, cancer, aries
  • nice but rude:leo, libra, gemini
  • blunt but shady:sagittarius, aquarius, scorpio
  • weird but cool:virgo, pisces, capricorn
  • confident but insecure:gemini, leo, capricorn
  • friendly but shy:taurus, virgo, cancer
  • awkward but smooth:leo, aquarius, aries
  • honest but reserved:scorpio, libra, pisces
  • ...
the "probably thinking about sex" squad
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