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  • Aries:go into complete shut down mode, temporarily unwilling to talk to anyone or do anything
  • Taurus:gets really angry and frustrated with everyone except for themselves at the moment
  • Gemini:tries to talk about it like it's a funny passing thought but you can tell they really care a lot
  • Cancer:stays really quiet and sullen, seemingly focused on their own little world
  • Leo:often intense outbursts and sadness, tends to become overrun by their doubts
  • Virgo:tries to put their energy into something else, but has a hard time and gets tired
  • Libra:goes out with friends or watches a movie to try to get their mind off of it, or gets irritable
  • Scorpio:goes completely missing for a while, just trying to soak everything in and deal with themselves
  • Sagittarius:tries to remember good times they've had and relish in positive self talk
  • Capricorn:blames themselves extensively and overthinks on the things they "could've done"
  • Aquarius:tries to put it behind them and move on but will always appear to have something on their mind
  • Pisces:a lot of crying and feelings of hopelessness, needs consoling and friends to be there for them

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  • Aries:go into complete shut down mode, temporarily unwilling to talk to anyone or do anything
  • Taurus:gets really angry and frustrated with everyone except for themselves at the moment
  • Gemini:tries to talk about it like it's a funny passing thought but you can tell they really care a lot
  • Cancer:stays really quiet and sullen, seemingly focused on their own little world
  • Leo:often intense outbursts and sadness, tends to become overrun by their doubts
  • Virgo:tries to put their energy into something else, but has a hard time and gets tired
  • Libra:goes out with friends or watches a movie to try to get their mind off of it, or gets irritable
  • Scorpio:goes completely missing for a while, just trying to soak everything in and deal with themselves
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  • Aries:They will defend you to the death when you most need it, and joke around with you as if nothing is wrong. They can excite you and have a good time with you, as well as serve as your protector when the time comes.
  • Taurus:There is no one better to have low key movie days with. Not to mention, they'll hold you in extremely high importance, and cook you food that's most likely going to be better than anything you've ever eaten before.
  • Gemini:They will never fail to keep you entertained. They will fill you in on everything going on with them, as well as their opinions on your matters. A conversation is easy to keep up and will likely not die so quickly with a Gemini friend.
  • Cancer:They will always say or do things that remind you how great and important you are, even if you are not feeling so fabulous at the given moment. They will make you feel extremely secure; this is a friend you know for a fact you can (and will want to) trust, no ands, ifs, or buts.
  • Leo:They will let go of past arguments almost always, even if they shouldn't be forgotten. Often, they will make it a point to treat you like royalty and uplift you. They never fail to see the value in a friend, regardless of prior circumstances.
  • Virgo:A Virgo friend will analyze anything you come to them with, and try to strategically find the most beneficial solution. Therefore, a Virgo will always clue you in to what they think is best for you, even if it's not what you had planned for.
  • Libra:They will always understand where you are coming from, even if they do not completely agree with what you're saying or doing. They will also push to make you understand where someone you may be arguing with is coming from, which is sure to only be beneficial to you and help resolve the issue.
  • Scorpio:As long as you treat them will, they will project that same treatment and loyalty back on to you. Any act of kindness, you are certain to receive projected back toward you. A friendship with Scorpio is bound to be a purely symbiotic relationship as long as good feelings are passed on from one to the other.
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  • Aries:The bittersweet combination of fear and adrenaline festering in your stomach as you wait to board a roller coaster
  • Taurus:The soft sleepy daze you slip into sweetly accompanied by a warm blanket, some hot cocoa, and a comfortably full belly.
  • Gemini:the laughter in your tummy when you're telling that really funny story about last week- and everyone is smiling, and listening, so you just can't wait to tell them more.
  • Cancer:Those happy tears in your eyes when someone who you think is really great vividly describes everything they love about you.
  • Leo:The invincibility you feel when you dye your hair and it comes out even better than it looked on the box.
  • Virgo:The sense of accomplishment in your heart when you ace that test you studied the whole damn night for.
  • Libra:The cutesy twinge of gladness felt when your give a friend some of your food, and you know that even something tiny as that really brightened their day.
  • Scorpio:A rough, unexpected, yet welcomed kiss on a warm and bright evening. The accompanying blissful sense of warm belonging.
  • ...
  • Aries:Stop making excuses and take responsibility. If you fucked it up, you pick up the pieces and you figure out what you need to do to make it better. Stop biting the hands that feed you.
  • Taurus:Your word is not the only word and your method is not the only method. You don't have to do what other people tell you, but at least listen to their suggestions sometimes. Have the courtesy to actually hear others out.
  • Gemini:If you have a problem with someone or something they did, go up to them and tell them to their face. Yeah it lets off steam if you tell everyone else, but the only way you can solve the issue is if you're honest with all parties involved.
  • Cancer:You complain that nobody cares about you, yet you never make an effort to get out and see them. Stop wallowing in self pity and come out of your house, there are people who love you and want to see you.
  • Leo:All that self doubt is not going to do you any good. Stop sitting around and waiting for people to love you. They do. Recognize the good in you. Don't be such a bully to your own self.
  • Virgo:Not everyone is going to betray you, but if you don't stop telling yourself that, it's going to become more frequent. Sit back and relax, you're stressing yourself out at this point.
  • Libra:Stop getting involved in everything. They get it, you care, but it's starting to look like you're just in it for the drama. Worry about yourself and your business, you'll know when it's time to intervene.
  • Scorpio:Everyone is different, and you can't expect all of your friends to be perfect friends all the time. People have their ups and downs and their highs and lows. So do you. Not everything is a terrible tragedy. Slow down.
  • ...
  • Aries:Jennifer, age 43, an alcoholic who lets her kids run wild but still shows up to school functions so it looks like she's trying
  • Taurus:Ramona, age 37, a stay at home mom obsessed with interior decorating who spends over $20,000 a year at Homegoods.
  • Gemini:Lyn, age 38, a confident mom who flirts with married men even though she herself is married and posts too much on social media
  • Cancer:Pat, age 41, a loving mom who already has six kids but wants to push for one more because she loves the whole process of raising a child
  • Leo:Stella, age 36, a "younger" mom who is an ex Broadway star and likes to tell stories about her "dazzling" experiences on the stage and rant about how her kids are sure to follow
  • Virgo:Courtney, age 45, a traditional mom who doesn't let her kids dye their hair and thinks college is the most important thing ever
  • Libra:Katherine, age 42, a gossiper who is obsessed with high school reunions and going to parties and socializing
  • Scorpio:Kelly, age 39, a widow who is doing her best to provide for the kids but is grief stricken since losing her husband
  • ...
  • Aries:After such a positive turn in the right direction, things have once again turned to shit.
  • Taurus:Everything is switching around much too quickly and there is barely time to sit back and breathe.
  • Gemini:Things have been mundane and quiet, there is simply no life blossoming around them.
  • Cancer:Thoughts of paranoia and being a bother to others cannot seem to leave them alone, false as they may be.
  • Leo:Everyone has been distant. Nobody pays much attention to them. All they really need is to be shown love.
  • Virgo:Thought after thought has taken them to a dark place full of unpleasant "what if's" and awful possible scenarios.
  • Libra:They have let themselves fall too far and forgotten they matter, due to their preoccupation with helping others.
  • Scorpio:Once more, their all was given, however it simply was not enough.
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  • Aries:You may think nothing you can do will hurt them, but you are dead wrong. Please be careful. They may be powerful, but so are their feelings.
  • Taurus:There's a reason they tend to overindulge that you don't know about, so don't judge them because you don't know their limits the same way they do.
  • Gemini:They're just looking for someone to talk to, not something to talk about.
  • Cancer:Sometimes they're half convinced it's best to retreat into themselves, because the world treats them like their disasters are minuscule things.
  • Leo:They can get discouraged just as simply as they can triumph. Really, their pride is breakable and fragile.
  • Virgo:They aren't trying to be assholes, they just see you making horrible mistakes and want to help you quit while you're ahead.
  • Libra:They will explode on you if you expect too much of them. So don't expect them to wait on you forever, nobody is that simple.
  • Scorpio:You can't always figure out what they're thinking. You may think that you have them simplified, but it's likely that you could not be more off.
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How much sleep does your sign need?
Aries: 6-8 hoursTaurus: 25 hoursGemini: either 2 or 12 hours, there is no in betweenCancer: a strong 10 hoursLeo: 7 hoursVirgo: 8.823345 hoursLibra: like 8Scorpio: 1Sagittarius: Sleep is for the deadCapricorn: 5 hours laying in bed daydreaming 5 hours sleepingAquarius: Doesn’t sleep just procr...
  • Cutie butts:Gemini, Cancer, Pisces
  • Silly butts:Taurus, Aries, Aquarius
  • Sexy butts:Libra, Leo, Sagittarius
  • Butts:Capricorn, Virgo, Scorpio
  • Laughs because they have a phone lock and they do not care:Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn, Taurus
  • Worries so much about what they are going to find:Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius
  • Tackles the shit out of them to save their phone:Scorpio, Leo, Aries, Gemini
  • Aries:talks too loud
  • Taurus:obnoxious pen clicker
  • Gemini:tells bad jokes
  • Cancer:ignores people 24/7
  • Leo:steals food
  • Virgo:never knows what's going on
  • Libra:plays music too loud & u can hear it through their headphones
  • Scorpio:singing all the time
  • ...
the signs as students
Aries - the student that is always trying to sneak onto their phone or eat during class, straight A’s but is crazy as fuck Taurus - the student with a messy backpack, can never find their papers, always wants to bum gum off someone Gemini - the student that goes to school in sweatpants ...