• stupid text post i just regret eating now i m just gonna live on water forever daffydthomas •
  • Me:*doesnt eat*
  • Stomach:*hurts*
  • Me:*eatS*
  • Stomach:*also hurts*
  • Me:ok u know what. fuck you

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  • Me:*doesnt eat*
  • Stomach:*hurts*
  • Me:*eatS*
  • Stomach:*also hurts*
  • Me:ok u know what. fuck you
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