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(Our party is walking down a dark alley when the rogue hears a noise.)

Rogue: I draw my rapier.
Fighter: I put up my shield.
Cleric: I prepare a spell.
Monk: I set myself on fire. Bitch, get at me.

(He had a feat.)


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