"Can I give him a lap dance?"
"How the hell would you give a centaur a lap dance?!
-Our orc rogue arguing with the DM
"Can I give him a lap dance?"
"How the hell would you give a centaur a lap dance?!
-Our orc rogue arguing with the DM
“DM: Ok, so the velociraptor is cuddling with you in your bed.”
“Would you be offended if I started looting?”
“A d100 is like a golf ball with bees inside of it.”
“Dwarves are into S&M; stone and masonry”
“Rogue: “It’s not stealing if you have the key.” DM: “But you stole the key.” Rogue: “What’s your p...”
“So uh, your reflex is so low, you can get hit by still objects, but your fortitude is so high that if a venomous snake were to bite you, the...”