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Imagine your OTP where one is the Fully Functional Adult™ and the other has been living off of coffee and fruit snacks for three days straight.


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Imagine your OTP where one is the Fully Functional Adult™ and the other has been living off of coffee and fruit snacks for three days straight.
The most important OTP question of all: Who wears the “If lost return to ______” shirt, and who has the “I’m ______” one.
Your OTP simultaneously leaping into a ball pit after hearing their child scream in distress.
Person B making a deal to save Person A’s life at the cost of all their memories together.
Just started dating AUs
“I came over for dinner and tried your cooking for the first time and you’re such a good cook I’m practically having an orgasm over here oh my god………. stop laughing at me!!” au“We were about to have our first bath together and I was feeling a bit self conscious but then I noticed how much freaking b...
Weird AU Prompts
- “Yeah, your mirror is a doorway into my dimension and I’ve seen everything. Even that dance party for one” au- “Sure, I’m an alien but I don’t know why you’d think I’d abduct people. But there’s a great eatery across the galaxy if you want to check it out” a...
Your OTP seeing their daughter/son making out with their gf/bf. In retaliation, they sit across from them and hardcore make out in front of them. 
Person B knowing they’re undoubtedly about to die within the next few seconds, likely from the gaping wound they’re bleeding out from. Instead of calling for help, they phone Person A and carry on a casual conversation as if nothing is wrong, making sure to mention how much they love them before the...
Person B trying to wake an obstinate Person A. After multiple fruitless efforts, they end up grabbing Person A’s face, getting up really close, and loudly singing “YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE. MY ONLY SUNSHINE….”Bonus: …Person A then wakes up and promptly smothers Person B wi...
Person B, the tall one in the relationship, holding objects high above their head just to watch a short Person A try to jump for it. 
Person B having a motorcycle and purposely making sharp turns and harsh accelerations just so Person A can hold on tighter.
Some more AUs to consider
• I’m lost and I just want to leave this stupid party so I’m looking for my friend Marco who brought me here and YOU’RE THAT ASSHAT WHO KEEPS SHOUTING “POLO” WHENEVER I CALL FOR HIM • I fell asleep at a mattress store by accident and you work here so you had to wake me up which is SUPER EMBARRASSIN...