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Daenerys is the best, but she’s fourteen. When she was born, I was already 28. Which means if we were friends back then, I’d have been hanging out with a baby. I don’t know anything about infant care. My God, I could’ve killed her.

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Daenerys is the best, but she’s fourteen. When she was born, I was already 28. Which means if we were friends back then, I’d hav...
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  • Jorah Mormont:God creates dragons. God destroys dragons. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dragons.
  • Daenerys Targaryen:Dragons eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
You better lawyer up assholes, because I’m not coming back for 30%, I’m coming back for EVERYTHING.
The cold never bothered me anyway.
Oh my god, Ned, you can’t just ask people why they’re blonde.
You’re my present this year.
Apparently if you’re clean, well dressed, and mildly cultured, you’re super gay now. Is that why the rest of you are so aggressi...
I’m not a regular king, I’m a cool king.
I am not in danger, Jorah. I AM THE DANGER.
Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a douchebag in tin foil.
The Game of Thrones fandom is divided up into three groups: - The group who have only seen the show.  - The group that has read the books and is dreading the Red Wedding. - The group that has read the books and can’t freaking wait to enjoy the suffering of all the people who only watch the sho...