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friendship with me????

  • sad headcanons
  • trying to make u ship threesomes with me
  • whining
  • puns
  • telling you to get the fuck out
  • i’ll probably write you fic but never finish it

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friendship with me???? sad headcanons trying to make u ship threesomes with me whining puns telling you to get the fuck out i’ll probably write you fic but never finish it
whenever i feel sad, i remember that thorin oakenshield named his pony minty, and then i don’t feel sad anymore
  • *sneezes*
  • Stranger:god bless you
  • Me:no thanks I'm dalish
has anyone else been a victim of teacher-butt-to-the-face or is that just me
tbd
okay i know no one cares but seriously i cant stand green jellybeans and i love red jellybeans but im red green colorblind do you see my problem
plot twist: the cw presents:  — a show without a love triangle
me subconsciously: maybe you’re so obsessed with tv shows and fictional couples bc you’re trying to fill a void inside you that is empty because you’re terrified of physical intimacy and no one has ever been in love with you?me:…..nah.
can we just take a moment to recognize how fucking tight harry’s pants are
do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell…  yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top and frown and be like “aw ...
black kids straight up getting killed for being black and white people have the gall to be offended over jokes about them not being able to handle spice and call it “”“racism”“”
me: tries not to be pettyjohn green: *posts*me: