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i bet EVERY SINGLE TIME spock contacted his mum during the five-year mission she’d ask like 2 questions about the mission and like 600 with another theme in mind:

  • "so how is captain kirk doing
    y’know
    jim
    that lovely blond boy with the quite nice a—”
    yes mother i am aware as to whom you are referring
  • "what have you two been getting up to lately—no not the crew, just you two”
  • "spock dear you should be thinking about settling down i mean it’s been a while since that mishap with t’pring and sweetheart your father and i do not judge you for electing to tackle captain kirk to the ground instead of mate with her—”
    MOTHER how did you know about—”
    "listen dear t’pau and i go to the same hair stylist and once you get her to start talking she never stops"

and one day spock is just kind of sitting there with his head in his hands listening to his mother babble about kirk’s abs over visual comm

and jim walks up behind him wearing only a towel after leaving the bathroom and says, “hello, mrs. sarek!” and amanda starts screeching so loudly with excitement that sarek has to come in and ask just what in surak’s name is going on

and thAT is how spock’s parents find out about him and kirk


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i bet EVERY SINGLE TIME spock contacted his mum during the five-year mission she’d ask like 2 questions about the mission and like 600 with another theme in mind: "so how is captain kirk doingy’knowjimthat lovely blond boy with the quite nice a—””yes mother i am aware a...
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