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  • Aries:They hate texting.
  • Taurus:Disagreed with something you said.
  • Gemini:You’re boring.
  • Cancer:Busy doing something else.
  • Leo:They’re busy texting more important people.
  • Virgo:They don’t know what to say.
  • Libra:Boring conversation.
  • Scorpio:You annoy them.
  • Sagittarius:You don’t really “get” them.
  • Capricorn:Busy.
  • Aquarius:They don’t care enough to respond.
  • Pisces:They forgot.

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  • Aries:They hate texting.
  • Taurus:Disagreed with something you said.
  • Gemini:You’re boring.
  • Cancer:Busy doing something else.
  • Leo:They’re busy texting more important people.
  • Virgo:They don’t know what to say.
  • Libra:Boring conversation.
  • Scorpio:You annoy them.
  • ...
  • Astrology:A form of divination by means of the stars and planets.
  • Cusps:A cusp sign is when someone is "born between signs" or born within 7 days of the beginning or end of another sign. Many take on few traits from the next sign, but are mostly dominated by their birth sign.
  • Horoscope:A temporary projection of events that are supposed to happen for each person of that zodiac sign. Is often inaccurate and written by unprofessional astrologers.
  • Jupiter Sign:Represents luck and fortune.
  • Mars Sign:Represents your passion and temper, and sex.
  • Mercury Sign:Represents communication and public endeavors.
  • Midheaven Sign:Your calling in life, careers, and true nature. Also known as Medium Coeli.
  • Moon Sign:Your moon sign is the sign that was passing behind the moon at the time of your birth. Your moon sign represents your inner self, the person you are when you are alone, the part of you that you hide from others.
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THINGS I ASSOCIATE WITH THE SIGNS
Aries: Waking up at the crack of dawn, being so excited you can’t sleep, watching a rated R movie for the first time, motorcycles in the middle of the night, sunrises, going up on a roller coaster.Taurus: Bakeries, quintessential country homes, black lights, hookah pens, growing your own veggies and...
THE SIGNS AS TAROT CARDS
Aries: Strength; strength, courage, bravery, and control.Taurus: Empress; fertility, femininity, beauty, nature.Gemini: Magician; skill, concentration, manipulation, cunning.Cancer: Moon; fear, anxiety, insecurity, subconsciousness.Leo: Sun; strength, warmth, success, happiness.Virgo: Hanged Man; re...
  • Aries:........I will kill all of you
  • Taurus:Whatever
  • Gemini:Shut up I'm not even blushing *is bright pink*
  • Cancer:Oh wow sorry I'm so dumb *about to cry*
  • Leo:Fuck dis fuck u
  • Virgo:*INTERNALLY SCREAMING*
  • Libra:HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO FUNNY GUYS
  • Scorpio:Don't touch me
  • ...
  • Aries:King of the Fall
  • Taurus:Same Old Song
  • Gemini:Wicked Games
  • Cancer:Earned it
  • Leo:XO
  • Virgo:Loft Music
  • Libra:The Morning
  • Scorpio:Often
  • ...
You are not screaming into the void in vain. The void is just practicing active listening and wants you to let it all out without feeling like it is judging or trying to speak over you
The season of scorpio is upon us. There is nowhere to run. There is nowhere to hide. You must accept your fate 
  • Aries:Scream
  • Taurus:Eat
  • Gemini:Rant
  • Cancer:Cry
  • Leo:Smoke
  • Virgo:Yoga
  • Libra:Complain
  • Scorpio:Masturbate
  • ...
  • Aquarius
  • Scorpio
  • Leo
  • Capricorn
  • Aries
  • Gemini
  • Sagittarius
  • Libra
  • ...
  • Aries:Puts on the first thing they see even if it doesn't match
  • Taurus:Today is a good day for sweatpants *says same thing everyday*
  • Gemini:I should wear this in case it's hot, but what if I get cold? What will I do then?
  • Cancer:*Tries on everything* DO I EVEN OWN ANYTHING
  • Leo:Hey this makes my boobs look nice lets do dis
  • Virgo:I FORGOT TO IRON THIS I CANT WEAR THIS ?????
  • Libra:I can't pick someone pls help me call the fashion police
  • Scorpio:Why can't I just go naked
  • ...
  • Aries:24 Hours tops
  • Taurus:Until they die. Maybe not even then.
  • Gemini:Give it 30 seconds
  • Cancer:Years
  • Leo:Until the end of time
  • Virgo:Couple of months
  • Libra:.02 seconds unless you really fucked up
  • Scorpio:All of eternity
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