• I went to a Middle-Eastern comedy night and there was a Hindu guy making a joke about being in high ... the night was hit and miss about four had good material and three didn't the last guy was a jew and was just awful this used to say Muslim comedian but someone corrected me on it then i remembered that he wasn't Muslim but Hindu i made this post three months after the show so the details were sketchy i am sorry about that so i fixed it takethethirdoption •

I went to a Middle-Eastern comedy night and there was a Hindu guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"


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I went to a Middle-Eastern comedy night and there was a Hindu guy making a joke about being in high school football. "I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
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