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The Signs As Dogs

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:


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Zodiac Positive Stereotypes
Aries: They are self assertive, they will stand up to assholes, they live their life on their own terms. Taurus: They have a calming presence, they are loyal to those they care about, they have elegant taste. Gemini: They are funny, they are intelligent, they know how to bring upbeat energy into the...
Zodiac Negative Stereotypes
The Fire Signs (Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius): They are always trying to piss people off, they have the worst tempers, they think they are better than everyone else, they need to be the center of attention, The Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn): You guys are boring, you judge everyone around...
Common misconceptions about the signs and why they're wrong.
Aries: Aries is noted for being a tenacious go getter, easily working their way through social situations in order to climb the ladder of success. Though this is true to an extent, Aries has a complex mind and needs a certain amount of solitude in order to keep their daily routine stable. Taurus: Ta...
The Signs As Dogs
Aries: Taurus: Gemini: Cancer: Leo: Virgo: Libra: Scorpio: Sagittarius: Capricorn: Aquarius: Pisces:
Signs Recieveing Good News
Aries: Taurus: Gemini: Cancer: Leo: Virgo: Libra: Scorpio: Sagittarius: Capricorn: Aquarius: Pisces:
  • Yes, no, maybe:Leo, Libra, Cancer, Taurus
  • I don't know:Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aries, Capricorn
  • Can you repeat the question:Pisces, Aquarius, Virgo, Gemini
The Signs Realizing They Are Falling In Love
Aries:TaurusGeminiCancerLeoVirgoLibraScorpioSagittariusCapricornAquariusPisces
The Males...
Aries: Taurus: Gemini: Cancer: Leo: Virgo: Libra: Scorpio: Sagittarius: Capricorn: Aquarius: Pisces:
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  • Cutie butts:Gemini, Cancer, Pisces
  • Silly butts:Taurus, Aries, Aquarius
  • Sexy butts:Libra, Leo, Sagittarius
  • Butts:Capricorn, Virgo, Scorpio
How much sleep does your sign need?
Aries: 6-8 hoursTaurus: 25 hoursGemini: either 2 or 12 hours, there is no in betweenCancer: a strong 10 hoursLeo: 7 hoursVirgo: 8.823345 hoursLibra: like 8Scorpio: 1Sagittarius: Sleep is for the deadCapricorn: 5 hours laying in bed daydreaming 5 hours sleepingAquarius: Doesn’t sleep just procr...
  • Looks innocent but will rip you to shreds:Cancer, Gemini, Leo
  • Looks deadly but will hug you and give you a cookie:Scorpio, Libra, Aries
  • Acts innocent but hates you:Sagittarius, Pisces, Virgo
  • Acts deadly but couldn't hurt a fly:Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus
  • Sunsets:Gemini, Libra, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces, Capricorn
  • Sunrises:Cancer, Leo, Aquarius, Sagittarius, Taurus, Aries