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the signs as people i’ve met

Aries
- you let your past haunt you
- you either sit on the front or the back row
- you act very formal but you shittalk nonsense with your friends
- you’re a heavy wine drinker
- you are afraid of being a coward and will reck your own comfort zone from time to time just for the heck of it

Taurus
- you have a signature handwriting
- you raise your voice when you complain
- you’re always home except you’re never home
- your parents have no idea how to deal with you
- you’re smarter than you think

Gemini
- you’ve got a thing for the right lighting
- you cant use sarcasm properly
- sometimes you just glitch
- you’ll rant about your own day for hours, sometimes just wont stfu
- you practically raised yourself, you take little help from others

Cancer
- you use the same mug for everything
- you make people feel important
- you’re not afraid of shitposts
- you’ve got the sweetest dance moves
- you have a lot to take in

Leo
- you somehow manage to always be chic, your look is always on point
- you have lowkey (maybe highkey) interests you keep as secrets
- you’re a queen and you treat your best friends like royalty
- you are generous without ever forgetting your values
- you have so many doubts like omg it’s okayy drink up your evian 

Virgo
- you know all the lyrics to whatever song is playing
- you want to be mysterious but you blurt out your entire life to strangers
- you love a little drama
- you’re always forgetting simple words
- you take a lot of pretty selfies

Libra
- you always share your food
- you never leave the house without forgetting at least 3 important things
- hands in essays way before the deadline or at the last minute, keeping up the quality either way
- best acquaintance of the debate team
- witty and unique sense of humor, will always laugh at cute things

Scorpio
- you’re always breaking your own heart
- you never finish your food
- you give 100 hugs a day
- fastest, on the spot silly jokes
- you have a sixth sense for recognizing sucky parties

Sagittarius
- teachers usually dislike you
- you have pictures, magazine scraps and random images hanging on your bedroom walls
- you’re not ashamed to eat plain mayo straight from the jar in public
- you have pretty socks
- you should probably wash your hair more often

Capricorn
- you always remember all of the supporting characters’ names in every fckin movie u watch
- only the greatest kisser EVER
- you’re lowkey pissed 24/7
- your cranky old man potential is off limits
- you’re constantly making a lot of phone calls

Aquarius
- you get more than you give
- you make weird/cute animal noises
- you + alcohol: a love story
- either were or still is a big nerd
- best date to take to school dance, super chill in social events

Pisces
- you’re always having a cold
- you’re a heavy sleeper
- you like lemon ice cream w/ caramel syrup way too much
- stubborn to the bone
- 2 years from now you will be unrecognizable


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