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the signs as shakespearean archetypes

aries: the honorable but temperamental soldier (hotspur, coriolanus, pericles)

taurus: the sassy servant (mariah, mistress quickly, paulina)

gemini: the impish but omniscient jester (feste, puck, lear’s fool)

cancer: the puppyish lover boy (romeo, orlando, valentine)

leo: the wronged but extremely glam queen (cleopatra, titania, hermione)

virgo: antonio

libra: the ambiguously gay best friend (horatio, benvolio, don pedro)

scorpio: the creepy duplicitous one no one suspects of being creepy and duplicitous (iago, richard iii, lady macbeth)

sagittarius: the “i fucking told you so” character (kent, queen margaret, prince escalus, )

capricorn: the controlling single dad (polonius, prospero, baptista)

aquarius: the spunky cross-dresser (viola, rosalind, imogen)

pisces: the manic pixie dream virgin (miranda, perdita, cordelia)


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the signs as shakespearean archetypes
aries: the honorable but temperamental soldier (hotspur, coriolanus, pericles) taurus: the sassy servant (mariah, mistress quickly, paulina) gemini: the impish but omniscient jester (feste, puck, lear’s fool) cancer: the puppyish lover boy (romeo, orlando, valentine) leo: the wronged but extreme...
the signs as untranslatable words
Aries: Mamihlapinatapei, Yagan (indigenous language of Tierra del Fuego) - “The wordless, yet meaningful look shared by two people who both desire to initiate something but are both reluctant to start.”Taurus: Saudade, Portuguese - “the feeling of longing for something or someone that you love and w...
  • Aries:Most Likely To Own A Bookstore
  • Taurus:Most Likely To Have A Profession Involving Music
  • Gemini:Most Likely To Throw Stupid College Parties
  • Cancer:Most Likely To Get Drunk and Then Regret It
  • Leo:Most Likely To Crash A Wedding
  • Virgo:Most Likely To Cheer You Up
  • Libra:Most Likely To Come Out As Gay
  • Scorpio:Most Likely To Try Crazy Diets Every Month
  • ...
  • Aries:fascination
  • Taurus:admiration
  • Gemini:enchanted
  • Cancer:spellbound
  • Leo:desire
  • Virgo:adoration
  • Libra:affection
  • Scorpio:passionate
  • ...
  • aries:sad furry
  • taurus:celestial dad
  • gemini:emo memecore
  • cancer:trash core
  • leo:glitter jock
  • virgo:political rave
  • libra:black hole vintage
  • scorpio:gordon ramsay scene
  • ...
the "most likely to hide knives under your dress" squad
Taurus, Aries, Capricorn, Gemini, Leo, Cancer
  • Aries:Great at helping people with issues.
  • Taurus:They're generous and dependable.
  • Gemini:They have an amazing creative and imaginative brain.
  • Cancer:their style is always adorable
  • Leo:their affectionate side, one they dont show to everyone, is incredibly charming.
  • Virgo:their humor
  • Libra:they're extremely poetic
  • Scorpio:their ability to go from 0-100
  • ...
  • The "it" squad:taurus, sagittarius, capricorn
  • The "me" squad:pisces, libra, scorpio
  • The "you" squad:aries, aquarius, leo
  • The "everything" squad:gemini, cancer, virgo
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the "I only wear black" squad
Capricorn, Aquarius, Libra, Leo, Gemini, Taurus
the signs as cat body parts
Aries: fluffy tail Taurus: super tickly whiskers Gemini: pretty eyes Cancer: back lil’ paws Leo: smol tongue Virgo: cute ears Libra: the tum tum Scorpio: smol nose Sagittarius: v soft scruff Capricorn: front lil’ paws Aquarius: super dangerous lil teeth Pisces: v pettable chest