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THE SIGNS WHEN THEY HAVE A CELEBRITY CRUSH

Aries: “Psh no, I don’t like them at all.” Goes home and kisses the poster they have of the celebrity passionately and starts planning their future wedding.

Taurus: Everyone thinks they don’t have a celebrity crush but in reality they are responsible for making the smuttiest smut on Tumblr about that person.

Gemini: If you mention the celebrities name they will talk about them for hours and hours.

Cancer: Pretty much spends all their free time looking at the celebrity and crying.

Leo: Constantly changes their celebrity crush. You thought they liked that one boy from that boy band, oh yeah well now they like the actor from that movie.

Virgo: Feels the need to point out that they have a crush on that celebrity whenever they happen to pop up.

Libra: Has multiple celebrity crushes at once and breaks down if someone asks them who their celebrity crush is.

Scorpio: “I LOVE THEM MORE THAN LIFE AND MYSELF.” Will legit kill you if you say anything bad about their celebrity crush.

Sagittarius: Very chill about their celebrity crush, you wouldn’t know they had one unless you checked their phone or asked them.

Capricorn: Stalk. Obsess. Write down the names of their future children. Throw the names in the trash. Repeat.

Aquarius: They make a Tumblr blog all about their celebrity crush and are constantly indirecting them on Twitter.

Pisces: Mention the name of their crush and you’ll get a side of them that you’ve never seen before and you’ll either really respect them or be scarred for life.


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THE SIGNS WHEN THEY HAVE A CELEBRITY CRUSH
Aries: “Psh no, I don’t like them at all.” Goes home and kisses the poster they have of the celebrity passionately and starts planning their future wedding.Taurus: Everyone thinks they don’t have a celebrity crush but in reality they are responsible for making the smuttiest smut on Tumblr about that...
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  • I don't know:Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aries, Capricorn
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