• THIS IS IMPORTANT real talk though tay talks IT SAYS STUFF LIKE 'TUG NUTS' AND 'WHAT NUTS' AND IT DOESNT JUST SAY 'NUTS' IT ALSO SAYS 'DROOL' AND 'ME' AND 'BITE' AND 'GIRL' AND 'BOY' AND A BUNCH OF OTHER WEIRD SHIT WHY DOES THIS THING FUCKING EXIST WHAT PURPOSE DOES IT SERVE for the record its stuck on hairy nuts and we put batteries in it so this is now my new favorite item mother-machinegun •

THIS IS IMPORTANT

GUYS TODAY MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WENT TO GOODWILL AND I FOUND THIS FUCKING CLOCK

IT WAS LIKE THIS CLOCK WITH BUTTONS YOU COULD CLICK AND IT CYCLED THROUGH WORDS AND FOR WHATEVER FUCKING REASON THEY INCLUDED THE WORD ‘NUTS’

LIKE

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS CLOCK FUCKING SERVE

WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA

NOOOO

THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE

we bought it.


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