• Thor loki conversations with my parents my dad is a lunatic and i love him very much scheherazodd •
  • Dad:Wait, Loki's destroying all the frost giants even though he is one?
  • Me:Yup.
  • Dad:Why?
  • Me:He's trying to prove to his father, and by extension all of Asgard, that he's really one of them and that he's worthy and mansome like Thor. Also, self-loathing.
  • Dad:If I were his dad, this wouldn't have happened.
  • Me:If you were Loki's dad, our children would be born without eyelids.
  • Later
  • Dad:OH NO
  • Me:Calm it down, dad.
  • Dad:HE'S CRYING AGAIN. I HATE IT WHEN HE CRIES. MAKE HIM STOP.
  • Me:*sigh* Oh, would that I could.
  • Dad:Do you think if I gave Odin a cow and some goats he would agree to have Loki marry you so you can make sure he never cries again?
  • Me:First of all, you live in the suburbs and have no livestock to speak of. Second, probably not, as I am a commoner and kind of gross-looking. Third, I strongly object to the prospect of being bartered.
  • Dad:You're right.
  • Me:Thank you.
  • Dad:I'd probably have to give him two cows.
  • Later
  • Dad:Loki just did a pole dance.
  • Me:*laugh*
  • Dad:He sits with his legs spread like a cheap strumpet and he twirls on a pole.
  • Me:*laugh*
  • Dad:Loki's a slut.
  • Later
  • Thor:*pins Loki down with Mjolnir*
  • Dad:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • Loki:*yell* *squirm* *grunt*
  • Dad:HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA!
  • Later
  • Loki:I could have done it, father!
  • Dad:Oh my god.
  • Odin:No, Loki.
  • Dad:SHUT UP ANTHONY HOPKINS YOU NEGLECTFUL ASSHOLE. IF LOKI WERE MY SON I WOULD BE NICE TO HIM.
  • Me:*ruptures internal organs trying not to laugh*
  • Loki:...
  • Dad:OH NO OH NO OH NO
  • Loki:*lets go of the spear*
  • Dad:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Thor:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Odin:No.
  • Dad:DAMNIT ODIN YOU AREN'T UPSET ENOUGH
  • Me:Dad, don't give yourself a palpitation.
  • Later
  • Dad:WTF Loki just comitted suicide and these assholes are throwing a feast and partying.
  • Me:...
  • Dad:Assholegard!!!!
  • THE END

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  • Dad:Wait, Loki's destroying all the frost giants even though he is one?
  • Me:Yup.
  • Dad:Why?
  • Me:He's trying to prove to his father, and by extension all of Asgard, that he's really one of them and that he's worthy and mansome like Thor. Also, self-loathing.
  • Dad:If I were his dad, this wouldn't have happened.
  • Me:If you were Loki's dad, our children would be born without eyelids.
  • Later
  • Dad:OH NO
  • ...
  • Dad:LOOK THERE HE IS
  • Me:Dad, you're really beginning to worry me. It's like all of Tumblr escaped from the internet and took possession of your body. I don't know whether to call an exorcist or the Geek Squad.
  • Dad:SHH TOM IS TALKING.
  • Me:*facepalm*
  • Dad:Wow, he's so different from how he is in The Avengers.
  • Me:Yeah.
  • Dad:OH NO WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO HIM?!
  • Me:I've moved on from worry to total fear.
  • ...
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mine idk tom hiddleston Thor loki loki in thor in that moment i like to think that loki is just like 'typical. of course my father would banish thor and won't let me get the hammer' and for a moment he feels stupid that he even tried because obviously his father would never allow HIM to get the hammer even with the prodigual son bannished and the look he gets when he pulls away from the hammer i just feel like he's not even surprised it's the small things like that that really kills me in thor
My dad has nicknames for all of The Avengers characters:
The L’Oreal brothers Male Katniss The green special snowflake who’s always pissed off Captain ”my skintight suit will make you feel uncomfortable” Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist The chick who got added in to make everything look less gay Robin HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DIED...
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my gifs tom hiddleston Chris Hemsworth Thor loki *t thor 2 *l thor is so smug i love it i got a better rip :)
thorki thorxloki thunderfrost moochingleecharts i lost a lot of good sleep for this hope it was worth it because my eyes are bleeding i need a teddy thor to cuddle with because all work and no coffee makes moochie a dull puppy at least loki will be having wonderful dreams with his teddy thor cmon loki we all know you keep him under the bed and when it's light out you just pull him out and sleep like a baby dreaming about your big brother be honest loki
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my gifs ugh tom hiddleston Thor loki frigga rene russo feels man because he's still her son and she still loves him she's always loved him just as much as thor because she didnt see him any differently than she did thor even tho she isnt actually his mother shes still his mom and she always will be she really did love loki and she never told him the truth because she wanted to protect him not just use him like odin did she couldnt discriminate against him because she didnt see him any differently
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