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The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.


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USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.
"Fifty shades of grey" is considered a romantic story only because the guy is a billionare. If he was living in a trailer or in a shack somewhere in the woods it would be an episode of "Criminal minds".
I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my phone
If Hillary Clinton wins two terms as president, 16-year-olds in 2024 will have never had a white male president.
“umop apisdn” is “upside down” spelled upside down with different letters of the alphabet.
Future archaeologists will find billions of objects with an apple inscribed on them and assume we worshipped some kind of apple god. Perhaps Ancient Egyptians didn’t worship cats at all but rather the most popular brand at the time had a cat logo.
The people who preach abstinence as the guaranteed way to prevent pregnancy also believe in the Virgin birth.
Instead of .ca Canadian websites should end with .eh
Jesus’ first miracle was bringing alcohol to a party.
I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my phone.
When I have to fill in my childhood best friend’s name on security password protection questionnaires, I wonder if they put my name down on theirs.
Roommate just hit me with this one: 50% of CANADA is the letter A