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I play the Sims to escape reality and live impossible fantasies—like having a house and job.


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If I had a dollar for every piece of useless trivia I know, I wouldn’t have any money since the trivia is no longer useless if it can earn me money.
Living a good life is like having Stockholm Syndrome. You don’t choose life but you come to enjoy it.
Every time archaeologists announce more evidence that dinosaurs really had feathers and wings, all I hear is, “We were wrong all those years ago, they’re dragons.”
If guns don’t kill people, and people kill people, then guns don’t save people, people save people. Therefore guns are not needed to save people.
I want a Disney movie where the main character can’t sing, where she sounds like a screeching owl and isn’t featured in any of the songs. But then, half way through the movie, she realizes she can rap like hell.
If there was an XP meter on my life, I’d be way more motivated to do things.
All doctors are veterinarians but most specialize in humans
There needs to be a word stronger than like, but weaker than love.
The Force Awakens is the first Star Wars movie to ever be the same number as its episode number.
Getting married at 21 is like leaving the party at 9:15 pm
If a girl likes water she already likes 75% of me
If you give a man a cigarette, he’ll smoke for ten minutes. If you light him on fire, he’ll smoke for the rest of his life.