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What if extra-terrestrial doesnt come visit earth because they’re light years away and fear the dinosaurs they see.


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“umop apisdn” is “upside down” spelled upside down with different letters of the alphabet.
Future archaeologists will find billions of objects with an apple inscribed on them and assume we worshipped some kind of apple god. Perhaps Ancient Egyptians didn’t worship cats at all but rather the most popular brand at the time had a cat logo.
Nothing is ever on fire. fire is on things.
USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.
4 guys steal $100,000,000 in gold and diamonds, people think they should make a movie about the heist. 4 guys steal $120 from you while walking home, people want them put away for 20 years.
Instead of .ca Canadian websites should end with .eh
When I have to fill in my childhood best friend’s name on security password protection questionnaires, I wonder if they put my name down on theirs.
Dora the explorer’s parents were extremely negligent
"False Information" spelled backwards is "false information"
Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.
Both “God” and “Devil” are a single letter away from that which they represent: Good and Evil
"Fifty shades of grey" is considered a romantic story only because the guy is a billionare. If he was living in a trailer or in a shack somewhere in the woods it would be an episode of "Criminal minds".