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If Hillary Clinton wins two terms as president, 16-year-olds in 2024 will have never had a white male president.


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The people who preach abstinence as the guaranteed way to prevent pregnancy also believe in the Virgin birth.
USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.
"Fifty shades of grey" is considered a romantic story only because the guy is a billionare. If he was living in a trailer or in a shack somewhere in the woods it would be an episode of "Criminal minds".
Jesus’ first miracle was bringing alcohol to a party.
Instead of .ca Canadian websites should end with .eh
“umop apisdn” is “upside down” spelled upside down with different letters of the alphabet.
I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my phone.
Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.
Kids will never again know the joy of getting a new game and reading the instruction manual on the ride home.
Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates.
What if, instead of going to church on sundays, people went to soup kitchens or homeless shelters and volunteered their time?
Tetris taught me that when you try to fit in you’ll disappear.