• Fish that are caught and released probably sound like insane conspiracy theorists to the other fish. thoughts from the shower showerthoughts just-shower-thoughts •

Fish that are caught and released probably sound like insane conspiracy theorists to the other fish.


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"Fifty shades of grey" is considered a romantic story only because the guy is a billionare. If he was living in a trailer or in a shack somewhere in the woods it would be an episode of "Criminal minds".
“umop apisdn” is “upside down” spelled upside down with different letters of the alphabet.
When I have to fill in my childhood best friend’s name on security password protection questionnaires, I wonder if they put my name down on theirs.
I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my phone
If Hillary Clinton wins two terms as president, 16-year-olds in 2024 will have never had a white male president.
Dora the explorer’s parents were extremely negligent
Jesus’ first miracle was bringing alcohol to a party.
I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my phone.
Future archaeologists will find billions of objects with an apple inscribed on them and assume we worshipped some kind of apple god. Perhaps Ancient Egyptians didn’t worship cats at all but rather the most popular brand at the time had a cat logo.
Instead of .ca Canadian websites should end with .eh
The people who preach abstinence as the guaranteed way to prevent pregnancy also believe in the Virgin birth.
USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.