• Fish that are caught and released probably sound like insane conspiracy theorists to the other fish. thoughts from the shower showerthoughts just-shower-thoughts •

Fish that are caught and released probably sound like insane conspiracy theorists to the other fish.


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USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.
The people who preach abstinence as the guaranteed way to prevent pregnancy also believe in the Virgin birth.
“umop apisdn” is “upside down” spelled upside down with different letters of the alphabet.
Instead of .ca Canadian websites should end with .eh
"Fifty shades of grey" is considered a romantic story only because the guy is a billionare. If he was living in a trailer or in a shack somewhere in the woods it would be an episode of "Criminal minds".
Jesus’ first miracle was bringing alcohol to a party.
I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my phone.
When I have to fill in my childhood best friend’s name on security password protection questionnaires, I wonder if they put my name down on theirs.
Nothing is ever on fire. fire is on things.
It would be pretty bad if other animals learned how to make fires.
Dora calls herself an “explorer,” but travels exclusively through mapped territories
A nickname for premature ejaculation should be “Spontaneous Cum-Bustin”