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The only difference between intuition and paranoia is whether you’re right or wrong


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Instead of .ca Canadian websites should end with .eh
"Fifty shades of grey" is considered a romantic story only because the guy is a billionare. If he was living in a trailer or in a shack somewhere in the woods it would be an episode of "Criminal minds".
The people who preach abstinence as the guaranteed way to prevent pregnancy also believe in the Virgin birth.
USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.
Jesus’ first miracle was bringing alcohol to a party.
“umop apisdn” is “upside down” spelled upside down with different letters of the alphabet.
When I have to fill in my childhood best friend’s name on security password protection questionnaires, I wonder if they put my name down on theirs.
Nothing is ever on fire. fire is on things.
Tetris taught me that when you try to fit in you’ll disappear.
The Lenny Face ( ?° ?? ?°) is “That’s what she said” in emoticon form.
Both “God” and “Devil” are a single letter away from that which they represent: Good and Evil
Kids will never again know the joy of getting a new game and reading the instruction manual on the ride home.