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If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept seperately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.


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USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.
Instead of .ca Canadian websites should end with .eh
"Fifty shades of grey" is considered a romantic story only because the guy is a billionare. If he was living in a trailer or in a shack somewhere in the woods it would be an episode of "Criminal minds".
Jesus’ first miracle was bringing alcohol to a party.
The people who preach abstinence as the guaranteed way to prevent pregnancy also believe in the Virgin birth.
“umop apisdn” is “upside down” spelled upside down with different letters of the alphabet.
I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my phone.
Parkour, only the French would create a martial art that was about running away.
There should be a reality show where country singers have to work on a farm for one month.
Apple could make something like Google Glass, but just for one eye, and call it the iPatch.
What if, instead of going to church on sundays, people went to soup kitchens or homeless shelters and volunteered their time?
Imagine being deaf and finding out that farting actually makes a noise.