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Your future self is watching you right now through memories.


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"Fifty shades of grey" is considered a romantic story only because the guy is a billionare. If he was living in a trailer or in a shack somewhere in the woods it would be an episode of "Criminal minds".
USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.
The people who preach abstinence as the guaranteed way to prevent pregnancy also believe in the Virgin birth.
Jesus’ first miracle was bringing alcohol to a party.
I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my phone
Instead of .ca Canadian websites should end with .eh
“umop apisdn” is “upside down” spelled upside down with different letters of the alphabet.
I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my phone.
When I have to fill in my childhood best friend’s name on security password protection questionnaires, I wonder if they put my name down on theirs.
Dora the explorer’s parents were extremely negligent
Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.
Nothing is ever on fire. fire is on things.