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  • BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma:What?
  • BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

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  • BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma:What?
  • BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
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