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twitter comics Shakespeare Hamlet
Dear diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.
  • Hamlet:You read my journal?
  • Horatio:At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Beggar that I am, I am even poorer in fucks to give.
  • Hamlet:I knew this guy who, like, had this crazy freakout because he took too many behavioral meds at once and he, like, ripped off his clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, “Blaaaahhhhh I am a Kraken from the sea!!!!”
  • Horatio:I heard that was you
It was left to me by my dad, my dad that’s dead. My father is dead. I have a dead father.
I feel cranky and pubescent today and I don’t know why. I’m gonna take it out on people I like.
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  • Hamlet:Alas, poor Yorick, I knew thee well.
  • Yorick, from beyond the grave:Alas, young Hamlet, you’re still a fuckboy.
  • Horatio:How do you want your tea?
  • Hamlet:Black. Like my heart.
  • Horatio:
  • Hamlet:
  • Horatio:
  • Hamlet:
  • Horatio:Alright two sugars then.
  • Hamlet:I owe you my life.
  • Horatio:No, thanks. I’ve seen it, I’m not impressed.