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twitter comics Shakespeare Hamlet
Dear diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.
  • Hamlet:I knew this guy who, like, had this crazy freakout because he took too many behavioral meds at once and he, like, ripped off his clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, “Blaaaahhhhh I am a Kraken from the sea!!!!”
  • Horatio:I heard that was you
It was left to me by my dad, my dad that’s dead. My father is dead. I have a dead father.
I feel cranky and pubescent today and I don’t know why. I’m gonna take it out on people I like.
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David Tennant queued Shakespeare ~* gifother Hamlet Prince Hamlet
  • Hamlet:Alas, poor Yorick, I knew thee well.
  • Yorick, from beyond the grave:Alas, young Hamlet, you’re still a fuckboy.
  • Hamlet:I owe you my life.
  • Horatio:No, thanks. I’ve seen it, I’m not impressed.
Imagine Hamlet, but instead of Hamlet, it’s Gilderoy Lockhart
Act V, Scene I:Laertes: Lay her i’ the earth./And from her fair and unpolluted flesh/May violets spring! I tell thee, churlish priest,/A minist’ring angel shall my sister be/When thou list howling.Gilderoy: Ah! Thought so! So unlucky I wasn’t there. I knew exactly the counter-curse that could ...
When people get a little too chummy I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.
hamlet characters: a summary
hamlet:ophelia:laertes:horatio:polonius:claudius:gertrude:rosencrantz and guildenstern:fortinbras: