• whale sharks always look like theyre singing some majestic apera or something when the eat regtoncats •
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whale sharks always look like theyre singing some majestic apera or something when the eat

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doctor who mine dw spoilers dwedit 50th no but they look like a boysband called... 'gallifreyan babes' or something like that ten would be the one everyone fancies and he would have the most groupies eleven would be the quirky one with all the ridiculous ideas for music videos and he would wear ridiculous costumes to the gigs and the war doctor would be the one that is always SO FUCKING DONE WITH EVERYTHING (he would be like chris wolstenholme basically) and they'd make this ~out of this universe~ music all symphonic rock with lyrics about governmental conspiracy and bloodshed and robots trying to kill the humanity and covers of their albums would always be in the same shade of blue and they'd have songs like 'merry genocide' and 'paradoxes all around' and 'imma gonna sonic you oh yiss' or 'to da tranzalore!' and the titles of their albums would be all cryptic like 'bad wolf' or 'the silence will fall' but they'd split up after some time and ten would go into country singing sad songs about his lost love eleven would try some ~ambient~ stuff and record underwater with whales and the war doctor would be just like 'oh fuck you' and he'd write an opera
english linguistics my students always look so betrayed when I show them something like this
sharks doodle de doodley de i really like sharks heheh
MY EDIT the mortal instruments valentine morgenstern point of view tmiedit clary morgenstern jonathan morgenstern jocelyn morgenstern i don't really like this but i wanted all morgensterns together and playing with archetypes in literature is always fun i don't like this because of the messages some of these convey in the end evil incarnates with no chance for redemption and jonathan is so much more than that in my obsessively advocating for reforming also mother figure? well i'm sorry jocie but you utterly failed in this one when it comes to jonathan and well with clary you were far from healthy and good mother (jocelyn playing with clary's mind is SO VERY MORGENSTERN OF HER check mate) (since my JONATHAN MUST BE SAVED policy i;'m having massive issues with jocie and i don't really understand why ppl build monuments for her as in the end she's majorly shady and her own sort of moral villain of the story) also look at that male seed IT'S UTTERLY CORRUPTED :-( and it needs to be cleansed and i'm gonna go crazy in tags now because there's this bit from cohf about how clary will regain honour of this blood and this family but i'm sorry the only way to do it is to produce an offspring AND LIKE HELL WITH HERONDALE? the only way to cleanse it is to produce PURELY MORGENSTERN OFFSPRING and can you imagine angel blood demon blood mixed together into this one new majestic creature with jonathan's amibtion resourcefulness and determination and clary's passion courage and heart? yep this is my favourite prompt for jonathanxclary and please sue me goodbye
photoset 1k the hills laguna beach Lo Bosworth hi i promise to make something that's not the hills soon but i'm in a mood lo is my absolute favorite you don't knowwww her joining the hills was the best thing that ever happened to me (tho i'm still nhf when they tried to make her look mean and audrina like some victim)
Singing humor
Zayn Malik Niall Horan * Ziall muska's tag this is when the girls were singing lmao they're like LOOK AT DEM HOT STUFF calm your hormones
believe summer fitspo thin inspiration fat nike before and after fit abs just do it fitness muscle workout weightloss fitspiration gym you can do it eat clean work hard blogilates clean food
me before and after is normally bullshit abbs are stupid
fifth harmony camila cabello
:) exo Minseok xiumin omg happy birthday xiumin oppa the cutest person ive ever seen in my whole life baozi oppa i hope someday icould hear you singing like luhan pls be healthy always and eat more i dont want to see u to be skinny be happy always ur loving baozi dongsaeng xiubb