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  • Virgo:be realistic, its probably not going to happen that way
  • Pisces:tsk okay let me paint a picture for you, imagine this-- i'm talking to my crush and then...
  • Virgo:listen is not going to happen
  • Pisces:but
  • Virgo:no buts

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  • Virgo:be realistic, its probably not going to happen that way
  • Pisces:tsk okay let me paint a picture for you, imagine this-- i'm talking to my crush and then...
  • Virgo:listen is not going to happen
  • Pisces:but
  • Virgo:no buts
probably your worst flaw
Aries: selfishTaurus: stubbornGemini: flakyCancer: whiny Leo: egotistical Virgo: judgmental Libra: lazyScorpio: manipulativeSagittarius: foolishCapricorn: opportunistic Aquarius: neuroticPisces: lost
Bath Bombs for the signs
Aries: granny takes a dip Taurus: rose queen Gemini: avobath Cancer: big blue Leo:  dragons egg Virgo:  blackberry Libra: space girl Scorpio: twilight Sagittarius: golden wonder Capricorn: phoenix rising Aquarius: fizzbanger Pisces: sakura
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weather
Aries: typhoons Taurus: dry and hotGemini: sleet Cancer: snowLeo: sunnyVirgo: windyLibra: cloudy Scorpio: hailSagittarius: wildfire Capricorn: thunderstormAquarius: mistPisces: rainy
tru 90s kids will remember
Aries: rock paper scissors Taurus: ring popsGemini: walkie talkiesCancer: rugratsLeo: power rangersVirgo: nintendo 64Libra: the magic school busScorpio: tamagotchiSagittarius: the original walkmanCapricorn: goosebumps seriesAquarius: are you afraid of the dark?Pisces: beanie babies and carebears
  • aries:space enthusiast
  • taurus:floral child
  • gemini:cityscape
  • cancer:aquatic abyss
  • leo:cultural roots
  • virgo:old book smell
  • libra:clouds and sky imagery
  • scorpio:cute occult
  • ...
  • Cancer:remember?
  • Sagittarius:remember what?
  • Cancer:that thing?
  • Sagittarius:What thing?
  • Cancer:rectangle.
  • Sagittarius:What?
  • Cancer:words.
  • Sagittarius:what?
  • ...
Zodiac Positive Stereotypes
Aries: They are self assertive, they will stand up to assholes, they live their life on their own terms. Taurus: They have a calming presence, they are loyal to those they care about, they have elegant taste. Gemini: They are funny, they are intelligent, they know how to bring upbeat energy into the...
Zodiac Negative Stereotypes
The Fire Signs (Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius): They are always trying to piss people off, they have the worst tempers, they think they are better than everyone else, they need to be the center of attention, The Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn): You guys are boring, you judge everyone around...
  • Virgo/Capricorn:The Power Couple
  • Libra/Leo:The Show Stoppers
  • Scorpio/Virgo:The Demanding Duo
  • Cancer/Taurus:The Nurturing Partners
  • Aquarius/Gemini:The Intellectual Discoverers
  • Virgo/Libra:The Sensual Lovers
  • Pisces/Scorpio:The Soul Mates
  • Sagittarius/Aries:The Ride or Dies
  • ...
  • Aries:Swimming pools, cold drinks in the summer. Hazy orange-yellow sunsets, passionate kisses. Hair touching, long car rides with friends, watching the sunrise. Long naps, yelling along to music.
  • Taurus:Secluded forests, slight breezes that sway tall grass. Long, meaningful text messages, chipped nail polish, the smell of the ocean. Having the music at full volume and drowning out the rest of the world.
  • Gemini:Long car rides alone, windows down, loud music. Poetry, typewriter clicks. Laughing so hard your stomach hurts. The color black and navy blue, the smell after the rain. Existentialism, looking at stars.
  • Cancer:Long, warm hugs. Hand holding, kept secrets and light-hearted jokes. The color blue, dogs, wild flowers that grow in your backyard. The smell of new books, and the sound of an old piano.
  • Leo:Clean sheets, sleeping in late. Sunlight pouring into your room. Stretching, the smell of chocolate chip pancakes. CD's and clothes everywhere, intimacy. Bonfires, exotic beaches, and slightly out-of-tune guitars.
  • Virgo:Freckles, musical theatre, live performances. Harmonic singing, late night phone calls. Raspy morning voices, vanilla, and running until you're out of breath. Art museums, dancing, dark circles under your eyes. Foreign countries and languages, dogs.
  • Libra:Smiling between kisses, art galleries, paint-stained clothing. The sound of the harp. Graphite, the smell of coffee. Kept promises, swimming, and colliding hugs. Intertwined fingers, cats, crying, and the smell of burning wood in the wintertime.
  • Scorpio:Comfortable silence, nature, relaxation, being home. Thinking, being with family, the color green. Intelligence, old books, and the calming hum of a car engine. Camping, imperturbability.
  • ...
Zodiac at Their Worst
Aries - Bossy ass bitches Taurus - Boring couch potato Gemini - Lying gossip Cancer - Whiny troublemaker Leo - Self obsessed asshole Virgo - Hypocritical bitch Libra - Two faced manipulator Scorpio - Raging psychopath Sagittarius - Self-righteous asshole Capricorn - Social climbing backstabber Aquar...