If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic
What I don't understand is why no one has taken the time to appreciate Potatoes.
I mean look at them. You can bake them. You can cook them. Mash those suckers. Cut them fancily. Bake those bastards twice. Cover them in cheese and make a freaking casserole. Keep them the way they is. Make fries. I don’t know what these are, but those are potatoes. Make a fuckin...
“Attitudes about potatoes among Millennials are very positive. Eighty-nine percent rate potatoes “excellent” or “good” for being a good value...”