I always bring a second pair of pants when i go golfing, just in case i get a hole in one
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, ...
I only listen to waltzes 3/4 of the time.
I heard my dad say “That was a close call.” I called the home phone from my room. He answered and I said, “No, this is a close call.” He was proud.
i tried to catch some fog in my hands one time, but i mist
i found 3 nickles today…what a COINcidence
being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body
Reblog for a pun in your ask. I will do every singe one.
I bought the wrong type of light…I was misLED
Why did the french chef kill himself? He lost his huile d'olive