My sister got offended when I called her a redhead. I guess I should have approached the topic more gingerly
Let's make love like pi; irrational and never-ending.
i’m trying to think of cake puns but i got muffin
what did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? it didn’t say anything… it just let out a little wine
So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates And people started messaging me so I responded And one person proposed to me And then she blocked me so I made a status ab...
What if Kankri uses gunKind strife specibus? Every time before he shoots, he’d say “tri99er warning”.
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273?. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
whats a ghost’s favorite dance?
if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?
I support Farming. In fact, you could call me