I relate to ghosts on a spiritual level..
I couldn’t find my favorite tv show. I guess it was Lost.
I saw a girl today who had 12 nipples. Sounds crazy, dozen tit?
If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness
A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side
Shout out to the people that don’t know what the opposite of in is!
How does a Japanese dog say hi? Konichihuahua
I hate linguistic anthropology. Why? One of the most influential experiments in linguistic anthropology involved teaching a chimp asl. One of the most influential linguistics is named Noam Chomsky. You know what the chimp’s name was? Nim Chimpsky. Fucking monkey pun. And this is in textb...
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
Ugly niggas winning now? What a time to be a five
There are three types of people:ExtrovertIntrovertJavert
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games to much, what a stupid thing to Fallout 4
When you accidentally put “king shaming” instead of “kink shaming”