- An Athlete:What was the greatest moment in sports history?
- Me:Viktor Krum caught the snitch but Ireland won.
you know what’s really fucking cool about quidditch? there arent separate teams for boys and girls wizards don’t give a shit what your gender is as long as you can hold your own on the pitch muggle sports should take note
Superbowl prediction: Ireland will win, but Krum will catch the snitch.
I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.
I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART: little league quidditch
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK DOES MOVIE GINNY HAVE TO FUCKING ASK HER BROTHERS WHO KRUM IS AT THE WORLD CUP THE GIRL IS A QUIDDITCH ACE WHO GOES ON TO PLAY FOR THE HOLYHEAD HARPIES AND BECOME A QUIDDITCH REPORTER BESIDES WHICH SHE LIVES WITH RON WHO HAS A MASSIVE MAN CRUSH ON KRUM THERE IS NOT A CHANCE ...
There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who had an instant crush on Oliver Wood, and motherfucking liars.
oliver wood is such an underrated character in harry potter he’s so funny man all he cares about is quidditch he literally sobs everytime they win and would rather have dementors get harry than lose a match his dialogue is so amusing i love u oliver wood