- Skinny Girl Eating Salad:Omg stop dieting! You're sooo skinny!
- Skinny Girl Eats Burger:You're so lucky you can eat whatever you want and still be thin!
- Overweight Girl Eats Salad:Why is she eating healthy? It isn't doing much.
- Overweight Girl Eats Burger:This is why you're overweight. Go on a diet or something
ppl with wrong opinions about zayn malik
- When something bad happens:True is it that we have seen better days.
- When something REALLY bad happens:O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
- When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so:The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
- When my girlfriend abandons me for food:FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
- When someone doesn’t thank me for holding the door open for them:BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN’S INGRATITUDE!
- When I burn something while cooking:MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
- When human stupidity frustrates me:LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
- When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins:NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
If you are in Boston right now:
Cell phone service has been shut down to prevent remote detonation. [x] Google has created a person finder: [x] Police are advising everyone to stay away from public places and T stations, and to not congregate in large groups. Stay inside. Stay safe. Take care of one another. I love you, Boston.
In Australian English, every response can be preceded by 'yeah'.
“yeah alright” “yeah it’s pretty good ay” “yeah maybe” “yeah nah” “yeah fuck off” “yeah why not?” “yeah but what?” “yeah”
When I fuck up in a roleplay or a response to an ask.
My response to the Supreme Court overturning DOMA and Prop 8
Today is a historic day for civil rights in America. By declaring DOMA unconstitutional, the Supreme Court has stated that the U.S. Government can no longer deny federal benefits to same sex couples. This means that people like my uncles, who have been in a committed relationship for over 20 years,...