my future partner is probably texting their bae right now about how they’re gonna be together forever. sike, see you in ten years bitch
- the hobbit:pUT THE FUCKING RING ON
- lotr:doNT PUT THE FUCKING RING ON
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!” then it just falls silent as he slowly...