• rp ask meme •
Send me a ? and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours. FLUFF SPECIAL/A bit shipping inclined. 1-25 1.      “Come on, let’s snuggle.” 2.      “Movies and chocolate all day? I think so.” 3.      “You’re nice and warm.” 4.      “You look like you need a hug.” 5.      “You’re a...
  • "Whipped cream or chocolate sauce?"
  • "Come sit on my lap."
  • "I can't stop thinking about your hands on me."
  • "My thighs can be your earmuffs."
  • "God, you look good."
  • "Come here, baby."
  • "Come here, daddy."
  • "Give me a kiss."
  • ...
Send me a ?and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours. SEXUAL TENSION VERSION (can be nsfw, better used with ships) 1-20  “Make me.”  “And how are you going to make it up to me?”  “Good job your mouth is better for more than just talking.”  “Shut up, or I’ll make you.”  “You ...
  • "No, no -- Go back to sleep."
  • "How long before the kids go to college and we have time for ourselves again?"
  • "My mum/dad died."
  • "Lose my job? I didn't lose it. It's not like, 'Whoops! Where'd my job go?' I QUIT."
  • "Drink up. Whiskey’s God’s way of letting us know he loves us and he wants us to be happy."
  • "Maybe we didn't raise him/her the way we should have. Maybe we went wrong somewhere."
  • "No, don't just say you're fine. Where's the doctor? Let me go speak to the doctor."
  • "Shush, it's fine. They won't hear us."
  • ...
bold which habits your muse has
nail biting | throat clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | nose picking | binge drinking | oversleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | pickin...
SEND ME A SENTENCE [ILL]
“Are you feeling okay?” “You’re even paler than usual, and that’s saying something.” “You’re shivering.” “I’m s-so cold.” “I made you soup… Or at least I tried.” “This medicine tastes awful.” “Will you stay with me tonight?” “I’m not going to leave you.” “I’ll take care of you.” "I told you th...
Darker rp starters
“Why would you do that?” “Why don’t you say that to my face?” “I can’t look at you anymore.” “What’s wrong with you?” “What are you going to do about it?” “I’d burn you alive if I could.” “I thought you loved me…” “I can’t- I just can’t anymore.” “I cried all night because of ...
Send a ? and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours! A mix of nsfw, crack, fluff, angst, etc. 1-50 You need to leave me alone. I think I’m going to jail. Do you still love me? Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? fuck, it’s a gun! You look like hell. I ...
“Portal” sentence meme
❝ Nice job breaking it, hero. ❞❝ Killing you and giving you good advice aren’t mutually exclusive. ❞❝ You’re not even going the right way. ❞❝ Regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake. ❞❝ You will be entirely on your own. Good luck. ❞❝ What’s your point, anyway? Su...
Munday Questions: Reblog as Text
? How long have you been RPing? ? How long have you been RPing this character? ? Who was your first muse? ? What drew you to this muse? ? Is there anything you don’t like about playing this muse? ? What is the easiest aspect of playing this muse? ? What is the most challenging aspect of pl...
  • “Does this shop always have such long lines?"
  • "Chicago really is the windy city, isn't it!"
  • "How are you doing today?"
  • "Have you guys been having any trouble with the Wi-Fi?"
  • "That dish looks great! What is it? I might have to order it for myself."
  • "Where are you from?"
  • "Are you new here?"
  • "Welcome!"
  • ...
injured memes “ oh my god what happened? ”“ you’re bleeding! why are you bleeding? ”“ who did this to you? ”“ that’s… a lot of blood ”“ i think… it’s broken ”“ can you move? does it hurt? ”“ we need to get you to a hospital ”“ what are you talking about? this is not just a scratch ”“ i...
Ask a Killer
| Heroes or Villains, Killing May Be Relative | ? :First kill ? :Last kill ? :A kill you regret ? :A kill you have been known to boast about ? :How you prefer to kill someone ? :Most malicious act tied to your name ? :A time when you showed mercy ? :A time when mercy was requested but not provided ?...
  • "I've looked up things about your symptoms.. Are you pregnant?"
  • "You.. You're pregnant?!"
  • "I'm gonna be a dad.. I'm going to be a dad!"
  • "I would never leave you.. I'm so excited for this baby."
  • "As the aunt/uncle of this baby, it is my right to spoil it."
  • "___ You two are not ready to have a baby, I can't believe it."
  • "Who's the spawn of satan? You are!"
  • "Either that was a really bad cramp, or I'm having contractions."
  • ...
PUT A URL IN MY ASK FOR: IC
My favorite thing about them My least favorite thing about them Do I find them attractive? Are we friends? Would I date them? Would I marry them?  Would I have children with them? Would I die for them? 
THEME: THE PROPOSAL
“I need the shirt off your back. Literally.” “Did you call, um … What’s her name?” “If I want your praise, I will ask for it.” “Have you told your parents?” “ I am pretty sure that you have a tattoo.” “Oh my God, what is ...
  • 1:Chocolate or vanilla?
  • 2:Sunlight or moonlight?
  • 3:Best friends or partners?
  • 4:TV or movies?
  • 5:Group work or individual?
  • 6:Fruit or vegetables?
  • 7:Winter break or summer vacation?
  • 8:Late nights or early mornings?
  • ...
Send 'College' and I'll generate a number 1-57 and create a college-verse starter.
(Inspired by this post) I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat Vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room My roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor? It’s pouring and my final paper...
Send "3, 2, 1..." for a New Year's kiss from my muse.